“Trump Claims During His Presidency America Only Had White Citizens”

“‘When I was in the White House, every single American had blonde hair, blue eyes, and porcelain skin,’ said the 45th president, adding that ever since Joe Biden was elected, there were suddenly all these Blacks, Latinos, and Asians who simply did not previously exist within the United States. ‘Now, there are non-whites. There are gays. And there are non-Christians.'”

7 thoughts on ““Trump Claims During His Presidency America Only Had White Citizens”

  1. Meanwhile, WW3 is a lot of fun. The only thing that confuses me is why China is waiting so long to take Taiwan. But at least no tweets that hurt your feelings, right?

  2. This poor bastard has been fined 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS by a judge who doesn’t take crap from anyone. Lord have mercy.

    1. He could probably find 15k in the pocket of his spare tux. Wanna bet he blows it off anyway? He won’t be able to obey a simple STFU order til they have the balls to jam his ass in jail. Then I will laugh.

  3. I was about to say “What in the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is this fella smoking?” Of course it’s the Onion.

  4. I was praying that it was an Onion headline as a clicked the link. Sad that I thought there was a remote possibility that it might not be.

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