The Germans must be getting lazy. Surely there is a way they could have combined Erzgebirgskrimi Familienband into one word, ala Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung (car insurance) or Beschäftigungsbewilligung. (I had a Beschäftigungsbewilligung in Austria. It’s the equivalent of “green card” in America – literally “permission to work.”)

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Some of her IG pics are legit see-throughs, but they are mixed in with pixilated pics. Some of the see-thrus are even pixilated, and I can’t tell why those are and others aren’t.

Anyway – there’s some T and some A from the venerable internet model.

Yeah, venerable. She’s been around a while. In internet years, she’s a grizzled veteran. She’s like the George Blanda of Instagram models. Good for her. She’s still posting internet cheesecake after all these years, and has more than a million followers.

She dated Bieber back in the day. That was seven years ago, but internet years are longer than dog years. Seven of them is basically a lifetime. Who can even remember that far? It’s like she used to date someone from the distant past, like Pitt the Elder or Leo DiCaprio.