Britney Spears dressed up as Jessica Alba for Halloween

Nah, I’m just fuckin’ witcha, but that would have been a boss move because Alba was dressed as Britney. I’m not at all sure what Britney is supposed to be, and she seems to think it was Christmas, not Halloween.

But … pokies.

I’m OK with any holiday she wants to celebrate. If she is interested, I’ll even try to get her interested in Salieri Day or Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day.

Just as long as she doesn’t drive to the party.