Dave Barry’s 2023 holiday gift guide

Example:

COW ABDUCTION ACTION SET (with photo)

“If your kid doesn’t know about the dangers of cows being abducted by aliens then you are basically a failure as a parent. As parents, we of course want our children to have fun. But we also want to educate them, so that they can be aware of the problems they will have to confront when they go out into the real world, such as cows being abducted by aliens.”

3 thoughts on “Dave Barry’s 2023 holiday gift guide

    1. Weird.

      I have no subscription to the Miami Herald and have never signed up for any sort of account there, but I go right through to the content.

      1. I stand corrected. There was actually a little “close” button on the pop-up. Perhaps you have a pop-up remover and I do not on my phone.

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