“Scottish ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski banned for 12 months for using car during race”

OK, that’s funny enough on its own, but the best part of the story is this:

Despite using a car in the race, she collected a trophy for finishing third.”

Two points:

1. So two other entrants out-ran her car? Was she driving a Corvair?

2. They still gave her the trophy?