A recent post of Kristin generated a level of interest that was surprising to me, so I started digging deeper into her career. In viewing the complete scope of her nudography, I was truly surprised at how often her lush growth of pubic hair had made a screen appearance. She did lower frontal nudity in The English Patient (1996), Le Bal du Gouverneur (1990), Agent Trouble (1987), Body and Soul (1994), An Unforgettable Summer (1994 – a true nudity classic), and very briefly in Bitter Moon (1992). I suppose there may be pubic hair somewhere in that scene from Love and Confusion (1997), but it is too love-struck and confusing for me to decide. The lower frontal group encompassed her career from age 27 to about age 36 or 37.

In addition, twelve other films made an appearance on the list below, with nudity ranging from one or two frames of nipple exposure (In Your Hands, 2010 and Arsene Lupin, 2004), to “I have no idea, but … something” (Love and Confusion, 1997), to a probable body double (Les Cyclades, 2023), all the way to multiple lengthy sex scenes (Partir, 2009).


Under the Cherry Moon (1986)

Allegedly from an open matte version

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Agent Trouble (1987)

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Force Majeure (1989)

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Framed (1990)

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Le Bal du Gouverneur (1990)

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Bitter Moon (1992)

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Body and Soul (1994)

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The Pompatus of Love (1994, scene deleted fromn the film)

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An Unforgettable Summer (1994)

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The English Patient (1996)

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Love and Confusion (1997)

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Random Hearts (1999)

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Arsene Lupin (2004)

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Chromophobia (2004)

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Partir (2009)

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Crimes of Love (2010)

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In Your Hands (2010)

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Les Cyclades (2023)

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This is a 20-minute video released to accompany the eponymous album by Baby Keem. If you have Amazon Prime, you can watch it for free. I’m not really sure why you would want to. Maybe for Amandla.


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Better than that is Amandla naked in My Animal

That was voted by blog readers as one of The Top Nude Scenes of 2023

Videos from the top scenes can be found here

She really knows how to dress to pump some gas.

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Of course, the Mini Mart is just in the background. She’s actually going to an event by Balenciaga, which coincidentally enough is the Spanish word for “swanky bullshit.” (The Spanish can say so much with one word. There is also an equivalent word in all the Slavic tongues: “Swarovski.”)

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If I ever invite a date to brunch at Denny’s for the Grand Slam, I hope she comes dressed like this. Of course, I would only invite her on her birthday so she can eat for free.

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In her defense, it was a swanky bullshit brunch. I’m guessing it was NOT at Denny’s.

Denny’s still runs that “eat a free Grand Slam on your birthday” gimmick. My dad, the legendary (in his own mind) Danny “Suits” Sparrow, famously claimed that when he was a single guy he had 365 different IDs so he could always eat free. He ate at a soup kitchen on Leap Day. The man really knew how to watch his budget, or at least he would have if any of that was true. I just noticed that today is his birthday. He would have been 102 today, although if there is an afterlife, he undoubtedly tells the other souls there that he’s still alive.

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