Because Europeans love autopsies (and apparently, green lighting)!

In fact, Switzerland has an entire network dedicated entirely to autopsies. It’s the only network with higher ratings than the Cuckoo Clock Channel. It’s also their funniest channel, their equivalent of Comedy Central. Hosted by the top Swiss comedians, most of whom are moonlighting coroners, their motto is: “We’re a bunch of cut-ups.” The obsession is not limited to TV in that ever-wacky, chocolate-happy land. Swiss Radio 1 is dedicated entirely to songs about autopsies. The slogan of the top-rated show is “all autopsies, all the time,” starring their most famous DJ, Wolfgang Jack. The Wolfman’s catch phrase: “less talk, less rock, more autopsies.”

Some of the zany hijinks can be seen below.


Eleonora Haerens in episode 1

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Klarissa Vadenja in episode 2

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(A special request)

Jamie Bernadette spends most of the film with her head tilted down, looking at the other woman through furrowed eyebrows. (A technique known as the full Patrick McGoohan.)


Jamie Bernadette

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Victoria Vertuga

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Career retrospective

Jamie Bernadette

Jamie Bernadette didn’t do much nudity early in her career. The best I know of was this brief butt shot in Elder Island (2016)


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She definitely took a left turn in her nudography when she absolutely went all-in with full nudity in 2019’s I Spit On Your Grave: Deja Vu.


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Victoria Vertuga

First there was the immortal cinema treasure, Caesar and Otto’s Deadly XMas (2012), traditional holiday fun for the whole family.


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Then there was an absolutely gorgeous appearance on the premiere of the last season of Dexter (2013).


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And most recently, there was the 2022 film Lexi


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