New series from SKY.

The pitch: “Janet is a foul-mouthed, hilarious, Belfast supermarket worker who doesn’t care about anything, including her life. Seamus is a handsome, self-centered, political broadcaster with what looks to be a perfect London life and a celebrity girlfriend. When they unexpectedly meet, they instantly clash – and yet also find themselves inextricably drawn to each other. ”

Roisin is the star. She’s 36, from the Belfast area, and new to me.

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One of Hallmark’s most festive Christmas movies.

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I’m kidding about the festive Hallmark thing, of course, but I’m serious when I say that the film features a talking cartoon vagina. What could be more festive than that? You can see it for yourself since the entire film is on the internet for free.

Breaking news: Sydney Sweeney in Anyone But You

“Swiss city considers legalizing cocaine for recreational use

A spokesperson for the proposal rapidly blurted out, “Thewarondrugshasfailedandwehavetolookatnewideas,” and then she twitched, rubbed her nose, and popped “Scarface” into her Blu-Ray player.

She added that it’s a “scientifically supervised pilot scheme.”

Cocaine supervision is not a bad gig for the scientists. It beats the hell out of studying the recent change in salamander migration patterns.

Say, I’ve been planning a trip to Switzerland. (If you live in Wisconsin, you’re most comfortable traveling to cheese-rich environments.) I wonder if they will accept non-scientists as Assistant Cocaine Supervisors.