Based on the internet posts in the past few days, it appears that of all the swanky bullshit events, The Fashion Awards is the one that produces the greatest volume of nipple exposure. As the DJs used to say, “the tits just keep on comin'” Well, they said something like that. “Greatest tits” sounds about the same as “greatest hits,” so I always get them confused.
No wonder I suck at sex.
At any rate, to paraphrase the late, great Ed McMahon, he-e-e-e-re’s Mona …
For her hairstyle, she went with the one Vidal Sassoon used to call The Alfalfa.