Nostalgia: “Kathy” Bach, aka Daisy Duke, topless

We know her better as “Catherine” Bach, but she was plain ol’ Kathy back in 1976, about three years before The Dukes of Hazzard.

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Extraordinarily bad movie. It’s one of those where, even when you have just watched it, you can’t describe what it is about. Given that, I wrote a completely fake review suggesting that it was a lost script by Shakespeare, and many people took me seriously, despite lines like this:

It represents Shakespeare’s only known indulgence in the more explicit details of “the saporous Sapphic supper,” or as we like to call it today, carpet-munching. Unfortunately, the film may not perfectly reflect Shakespeare’s intentions, since it has been filtered through the imperfect recollections of a writer whose other works include “Blazing Stewardesses.”

As Lincoln (allegedly) pointed out, you can fool some of the people all of the time …

even when you’re not trying to.

Here’s what the film is supposed to be about, per Wikipedia:

Nicole is a wealthy, reclusive widow who lives alone with her murderous chauffeur. When she falls for a successful car salesman, and makes friends with a young dancer, things begin to turn out for the better. However, when she begins to suspect that the car salesman is cheating on her, she snaps and slips into an “alternate reality of violence, sex and paranoia.”

I wonder how you word the “help wanted” ad when you’re looking for a murderous chauffeur. Do you have to use coded language, or do you just come right out with it?

4 thoughts on “Nostalgia: “Kathy” Bach, aka Daisy Duke, topless

  1. All these composer puns have got me so Straussed out I’ve developed a Liszt. I can’t Handel much more and may have to go into Haydn. Can we keep our focus on the tits and Debussy?

  2. Two things:
    1.I have a joke about Bach
    A guy invents a machine that allows him to go back in time, but it works only by allowing the person to inhabit the body of another person. The guy says “I’ve always wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator movies, but I’ve always wanted to be a classical music composer even more. So, first, I’ll be Bach.”

    2.In regards to nostalgia
    If anybody is familiar with a director named Michael J Murphy, rarelust today posted a series of his movies in 1080P.

    1. When Arnold was a little boy in Austria, all his classmates wanted to be Beethoven or Mozart in the annual music festivals, but Arnold always said, “I’ll be Bach.”

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