Thank goodness Mr. Skin marched his minions in formation to watch this reality crap so we don’t have to.

Ash Lee showed the whole works in episode 9.


If Herr Haut is correct, that appears to be the only bush in the series. Given the absence of celebrities, I will probably never know whether that is correct. If they ever do Celebrity Couple to Throuple, I’ll be all over that shit.

As the Plastered Pop commented:

Selena Gomez brought her titties to Paris and produced what I assume is a TikTok that she has posted to her instagram in Paris. She is dating / fucking some troll-looking creature who apparently makes music, but who looks like he lives in the enchanted forest where he eats babies.

Selena’s boyfriend, Benny Blanco, is an inspiration to us all. If he can land Selena Gomez, most of us should have a chance at a three-way with Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney. I’m so inspired that I’m going to see if I can get Taylor Swift to give up that football dude.