I was crazy for Daphne Zuniga. She was gorgeous and able to create sympathetic characters. I wish she had done one really great, clear nude scene. This is the closest she came. It might have been a contender without all the strategically-placed blood stains.

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She used a body double in Initiation, so as far as I know, her only other nudity was this brief butt shot in 1989’s Staying Together.


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The premise: guy fakes his own death to escape debt collection.

I think I’ve mentioned before that I once faked my own death to break up with a stalking ex-girlfriend. To this day, she still places flowers on my grave.


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Clarification: I didn’t really do that, but I thought about it. I finally managed to get rid of her by doing something very similar to dying. I moved to Hungary.

To make a long story much longer, some reminiscences follow.

Continue reading “Lali Gonzalez naked in Rest in Peace (2024)”

Liam Neeson Won’t Imitate Leslie Nielsen in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot”

Do you think Liam was chosen because he has the same initials?

More important, will the new Nordberg imitate O.J.? Does he have to do it offscreen as well? If so, I have a casting suggestion – is Oscar Pistorius out of jail yet? Wait! What am I saying? O.J. is out of jail. Time for his comeback.

The film will be produced by Seth MacFarlane. For reasons not known to me, David Zucker, whose team created the Naked Gun trilogy as well as the original Police Squad TV series, has been completely excluded from the development of the new one. Pat Proft, who co-wrote the Naked Gun trilogy, said: “I’m not pleased. It may come out and may be great — and good for that — but I sure as fuck should be writing it. I should have done this one.”

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This is a series about really, really old cops.

  • Remember when Danny Glover said, “I’m too old for this shit”? Well, he would have been about three decades too young for this shit.
  • Remember how old Abe Vigoda seemed as Detective Fish on Barney Miller? Either of these guys could be Fish’s dad.
  • Rentnercops are older than Shatnercops.
  • Remember when George Costanza fled the angry mob on a disability scooter? Well, he could easily have gotten away from a pursuit by these guys.

OK, I’m out of references. The title means “retired cops.” The premise is that staff shortages force two long-retired detectives back into action. If some scenes look too ridiculous for a crime show, I suppose that’s because IMDb bills the show as a crime comedy. Yeah, I know, it’s hard to tell with Germans. There are normally not that many laughs in an autopsy, but that is one zany nation! It’s almost as if Jim Carrey started his own race of people.

The entire episode is online for free. The nudity starts around 13:28. I give this episode a +2 on the Eurocrap scale.

Eurocrap Plusses:

“Seasons in the Sun” in German, right after the intro, starting at about the thirty second mark.

Death by crossbow in an office

Autopsy nudity

Eurocrap Minuses:

No green light in the autopsy room.

That could be:

  • The opening act for Air Supply
  • A grade-B softcore film about the Women’s Army Corps. As Mr. Skin might say, “You’ll WAC off.”
  • How Big Guy got the idea for the Turkey Drop.

It is none of the above. It is literally aquatic rodents in parachutes, and it’s a surprisingly interesting story – recorded on video.

Bev is a beautiful woman and she looked great topless. The scene is from National Lampoon’s Vacation.

I’ve mentioned it many times before, but for the more recent readers: this scene was first released on VHS in an open-matte full-screen format, which revealed that she was showering in her panties!

I’m assuming these are new only because Hot Celebs Nude says so. All Britney pics and vids look alike to me.

Britney is too repetitious for my taste. All of her dance videos are fungible, and the same is now true about her beach nudes. When I stumble over a set of Britney pics/vids, I always wonder, “Have I already seen these, or just others that look like them?”

That noted, I’ll add that Britney has some powerful thighs for a 42-year-old woman who doesn’t play sports.

Soused Stepdad opines:

In these videos, we’ve got low level pornographic, where she’s on the beach pulling down her bathing suit bottoms while spastically grabbing her tits…showing the top of her pubic bone.

In the same bikini inside pushing her tits up…

In a pink bikini and boots on a boat and on the beach fucking the sea…

In a dress holding her tit up in her dress…because her strap broke….

In lingerie looking dress licking the camera….dancing like a mom at a wedding after too many drinks….not like a popstar who has trained her entire life.

They all feel like terrorist hostage videos”

Francesca Neri turned in two great nude performances while she was still in her 20s. Tuna took them both on as special projects:


1990 (age 26) – The Ages of Lulu

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1993 (age 29) – Outrage

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She did no more epic nude scenes, but she did appear topless in two additional films.


1997 – age 33 – Live Flesh

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2002 – age 38 – Ginostra

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She started to reduce her work load in the new millennium. Then, about a decade ago, she eased herself fully into private life and has never returned.

It’s the King James version, or as Lee Greenwood calls it, the King Jim Bob version.

The former President notes that it is his favorite book.

It would be fun if some reporters would ask him some questions about the Bible. I would ask “Which was your favorite of the 12 Evangelists?”, just to see if he would catch on.

Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves” at a 16-year low.

Many countries keep strategic reserves of essential commodities: petroleum, seeds, grain, uranium, medical supplies, etc. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Canada is the only country that considers maple syrup an essential commodity.

I can’t rate this any higher than fifth for total Canadianess since I’ve been collecting these. My picks for the top four are as follows:

Number 4: “Authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises” with a street value of $24 million. This one turned out to be fake news.

Number 3: “Try not to let moose lick your car

Number 2: “Man uses hockey stick to herd beaver out of traffic”

At number 1, and very hard to topple from the summit: “Woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose”

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