“Me not being nominated for a grammy for Crash is like Mia Goth not being nominated for an Oscar for Pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive.”

Right. Let me add that my not receiving a Pulitzer Prize for Other Crap is like Tolstoy being denied the 1901 Nobel Peace Prize.

It’s obviously a conspiracy against elderly Slavic workaholics.

It seems to me that she lacks a realistic appraisal of both her talent and her hotness, but you can’t say she has a negative self-image! At least she posted those comments with a picture of her cleavage, as the good lord intended.

That’s a bad headline by ABC news. I know it says POLL there, but it should simply read “record numbers of people SAY they are worse off.”

And after stating the facts, the second paragraph should ask WHY people feel that way, which is, after all, the real story.

Most other news organizations got the headline right.

Candids of rapper Latto with a nipple slip wardrobe malfunction as she steps out of a car in a skimpy dress and arriving to Yung Miami’s Birthday Party in West Hollywood!”

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Latto? C’mon. Now they’re just fucking with us. I think that was an early Marvel villain … Yeah, the L&M squad – Mysterio, Mephisto, Latto.

Latto was the greatest super-villain to hail from northern Wisconsin. She held total sway over all things dairy. When she merged with her brother Caffe, they formed one powerful being, Latte, who controlled both daily production and coffee. They once defeated the Fantastic Four by depriving Ben Grimm of his caffeine.

“Isn’t it clobberin’ time?” Reed would ask, but Ben was just feeling pretty mellow and had a little headache, so he lay down for a while, allowing Latte to cover the Human Torch and the Invisible Girl with heavy cream, thus rendering them extinguished and visible, respectively.