Author: UncleScoopy

The Vice President of the United States: Mr. Aaron Rodgers (?)

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“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is running as an independent in hopes of pushing Joe Biden and Donald Trump for the presidency. The New York Times reported Tuesday that he’s considering Rodgers and former professional wrestler Jesse Ventura as his potential running mate.” He’s now looking for the running mate with the best mustache.

A man running for national office has to be prepared to endure plenty of bleeding.

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Tired of the same old elderly candidates? Well, the 72-year-old Ventura will provide just the transfusion of young blood this country needs. (Assuming he can find the time to bleed.)

The nudity in Drive-Away Dolls (2024)

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The latest Coen Brother film. Note the singular. I don’t think Joel came out to play on this one. Ethan directed and co-wrote it. Relative to the encomiums usually heaped upon team Coen, this one fizzled. It’s rated only 5.9 at IMDb, and a tepid 57 at Metacritic.


The mammoth breasts of Annie Gonzalez

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Very brief nipple exposure from Margaret Qualley

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Pretty much the full monty from Savanna Ziegler

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Lily-Rose Depp in a dress that allows peeks of her nipples

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“Lily-Rose Depp wearing a pink top with holes that reveals a hint of nipple at the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner!”

Pre-Oscar dinner? The Oscars began at 4. So they were eating dinner at 2? That’s even too early for the early bird special in The Villages.

C’mon, call it what it is. It’s a swanky bullshit lunch!

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Whatever happened to … Stepfanie Kramer?

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If you’re like me, you probably had a crush on her at one time. The spectacularly beautiful actress was the co-star of the popular cop series, Hunter, in the mid- to late 80s.

I’m not sure why she popped into my head, but I wondered what happened to her post-Hunter career, and what she looks like now. She never really hit it big. Her movie career consisted of indies and made-for-TV throwaways, and her singing career just never took off. She re-emerged for the short-lived 2003 Hunter reboot, and still acts occasionally in episodic TV. Somehow I haven’t ever run across her since the original Hunter series, but she’s been out there all this time, plugging away.

She never did a nude scene. Her character had a sex scene in Beyond Suspicion, but the nudity was provided by a body double.

1984 and now:

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If you missed it: ScarJo’s perfect impersonation of Sen Katie Britt

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It’s not really that funny, although it has a few laughs, but it’s so accurate in both voice and appearance that you’re tempted at first to think they tapped Britt to parody herself. Then you see the blue eyes.



Sort of related:

The latest Hannity talking point is that Biden is “Jacked-Up Joe,” implying that his SOTU address was delivered under the influence of uppers.

Jacked-Up Joe sounds like the best coffee ever!