Joey King in The Act (2019)
An all-time classic – Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot (1990)
A .gif of Jennifer Connelly topless in Inventing the Abbots (1997)
Man, those were the days when He spake as oft as He smote.
Dear God: Is there any truth to the rumor that the real reason @realDonaldTrump murdered poor #CarolynGombell is that she possessed his awful Fordham College transcript, that many people are saying is real, and threatened to release it? Is that rumor true? #JusticeForCarolyn pic.twitter.com/UNxqDr1FA1
— MyTooSense (@Gittelrock) May 27, 2020
Note to the slow: Despite certification from The Creator of All Things, everything above is fictional, comparable to Trump’s tweets about Morning Joe. Carolyn does not exist. That is not a real Fordham report card.
Like Trump, I attended Fordham in 1966, and I still have all my report cards stashed away in a drawer.
- They looked nothing like that. That style shown above is anachronistic. Graphics and computer print-outs were very primitive in the mid 60s.
- There were no “minus” grades, and no D+ or F+. The only possible grades were A, B+, B, C+, C, D and F
She is very fit. (Photos and .gif)
“Captain Stormy Daniels commands the Helix, a starship serving the United Republic of Earth and its leader, ‘very stable genius’ OrDon. Daniels and her crew – capitalists at heart – are for hire.”
Ashley Graham pumping her breast milk, April 23
The booty shot is the second one in
Her bottom made an appearance in Women’s Health last September
Back then she played a shirtless student. You may remember her as Kelli on The Sopranos, or as Mrs. Wheeler on Stranger Things.
She is on HBO’s Betty. Her Instagram feed is filled with many other “pastie” pics like the one below.
Melanie Ratcliffe strips in Are You Here (2013), while Owen Wilson checks things out and probably says “wow.”
Side track. Owen Wilson saying wow:
Double topless. (No top, no mask. Shot pre-corona?)
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Hi hi! So I posted myself getting a covid test on the twitter, as I’m getting surgery soon. A lot of people are understandably curious (and nosey!) so I’ll just say it here: I’m getting my boobs out! They’ve been great to me for many years but I’m just over it. I’d like to be able to zip a dress in my size, lay on my belly with pure comfort! No biggie! So don’t worry about me! All good. I’ll still have boobs, they’ll just be pure fat. Which is all a tit is in the first place. A dumb, miraculous bag of fat. ❤️
Uncensored version here
Stage artist-actress Lucy Kaminsky (Brief T&B), reiki practitioner-tarot reader-actress Gina Murdock (Brief Breasts), Colombian dancer-actress-model Liliana Velasquez (Montoya) (Brief T&A) in Go Down Death (2013)
Eva’s transparent top in Guardian Angels (1995), as she essayed the challenging part of Tchouk Tchouk Nougat
Warning: this clip is not a Depardieu-free zone
Yup, there it is in Revelation 6:12
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; and Sean Hannity made sense
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 27, 2020
She’s a personal favorite of mine, and a perennial contender for the top nude performances in the first decade of the millennium.
Gretchen’s history in our annual polls:
Fifth place for Forever Mine in 2000
Gretchen in an episode of Boardwalk Empire (s3e7; 2012)