That could be:

  • The opening act for Air Supply
  • A grade-B softcore film about the Women’s Army Corps. As Mr. Skin might say, “You’ll WAC off.”
  • How Big Guy got the idea for the Turkey Drop.

It is none of the above. It is literally aquatic rodents in parachutes, and it’s a surprisingly interesting story – recorded on video.

Bev is a beautiful woman and she looked great topless. The scene is from National Lampoon’s Vacation.

I’ve mentioned it many times before, but for the more recent readers: this scene was first released on VHS in an open-matte full-screen format, which revealed that she was showering in her panties!

I’m assuming these are new only because Hot Celebs Nude says so. All Britney pics and vids look alike to me.

Britney is too repetitious for my taste. All of her dance videos are fungible, and the same is now true about her beach nudes. When I stumble over a set of Britney pics/vids, I always wonder, “Have I already seen these, or just others that look like them?”

That noted, I’ll add that Britney has some powerful thighs for a 42-year-old woman who doesn’t play sports.

Soused Stepdad opines:

In these videos, we’ve got low level pornographic, where she’s on the beach pulling down her bathing suit bottoms while spastically grabbing her tits…showing the top of her pubic bone.

In the same bikini inside pushing her tits up…

In a pink bikini and boots on a boat and on the beach fucking the sea…

In a dress holding her tit up in her dress…because her strap broke….

In lingerie looking dress licking the camera….dancing like a mom at a wedding after too many drinks….not like a popstar who has trained her entire life.

They all feel like terrorist hostage videos”

Francesca Neri turned in two great nude performances while she was still in her 20s. Tuna took them both on as special projects:


1990 (age 26) – The Ages of Lulu

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1993 (age 29) – Outrage

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She did no more epic nude scenes, but she did appear topless in two additional films.


1997 – age 33 – Live Flesh

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2002 – age 38 – Ginostra

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She started to reduce her work load in the new millennium. Then, about a decade ago, she eased herself fully into private life and has never returned.

It’s the King James version, or as Lee Greenwood calls it, the King Jim Bob version.

The former President notes that it is his favorite book.

It would be fun if some reporters would ask him some questions about the Bible. I would ask “Which was your favorite of the 12 Evangelists?”, just to see if he would catch on.

Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves” at a 16-year low.

Many countries keep strategic reserves of essential commodities: petroleum, seeds, grain, uranium, medical supplies, etc. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Canada is the only country that considers maple syrup an essential commodity.

I can’t rate this any higher than fifth for total Canadianess since I’ve been collecting these. My picks for the top four are as follows:

Number 4: “Authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises” with a street value of $24 million. This one turned out to be fake news.

Number 3: “Try not to let moose lick your car

Number 2: “Man uses hockey stick to herd beaver out of traffic”

At number 1, and very hard to topple from the summit: “Woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose”

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