As much as I love to look at Julia Ormond naked, and as much as I occasionally enjoy an eccentric movie, this film is too odd for me to endure without the fast-forward button:
Part 3: Toni Collette in 8 1/2 Women
Part 2: Polly Walker in 8 1/2 Women
Part 1: Amanda Plummer in 8 1/2 Women
This was a legitimate topless scene, but she was quite far from the camera.
I don’t know who the hell she is, but she has more than two million followers and her feed features lots of very ripe booty:
This may be attributable to unrealistic expectations on my part, or she may just be supported well, but …
This was at the MTV Music Awards, European Variation
Lots more here
It’s never too late for kindergarten.
Although, at least in my kindergarten, the kids stayed clothed.
This is the first film in ten years that Dario Argento, a legend in genre filmmaking, has written and directed. He is now 82 years old.
The film has attracted neither lavish plaudits nor razzberries. The reception has been tepid.
Rotten Tomatoes 53% (top critics 38%)
Metacritic 45/100
IMDb 5.1/10
She is reported to be pregnant in some of the alleged leaks
You can almost make out the lower Lipa Dua
Melissa Saint-Amand in Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)
The four top teams remained unbeaten
Here are the complications:
* Michigan and Ohio State will match up during the regular season, so they can’t both retain a perfect record.
* When one of them loses, do they stay in the top four, or be replaced by Tennessee?
* But how can the committee select Tennessee to be among the top four in the country when they finish third in their own conference?
* How can the committee select the loser of the Michigan/OSU game to be among the top four in the country when they also finish third in their own conference? (Neither Tennessee nor the loser of the OSU/Michigan game will make their conference championship game.)
* So if it is TCU, OSU-or-Michigan and Georgia – who gets the fourth spot? Tennessee and OSU-or-Michigan seem to be eliminated by the logic above, but assuming one of them will go in, which one? ESPN’s panel of 15 experts takes Michigan by a 14-1 vote!
* #6 LSU can really complicate things in the unlikely event that they defeat Georgia in the SEC championship game, especially since they were slaughtered by Tennessee earlier in the season.
* Michigan, OSU and Tennessee are rooting for TCU to lose one, but the Horned Owls refuse to co-operate. They have won their last six games by ten points or fewer, but they always come out on the correct side of the score. Sagarin’s computer ratings suggest that those three teams (and several others) are better than TCU, but an undefeated team from a Power Five conference is going to get a bid, no questions asked, even though they may go into a Georgia playoff game as two-touchdown underdogs.
I don’t know, but among the small Jewish community in China, this phrase begins the four questions at their unique High-Speed Passover.
And I don’t fuxing care – no fuxing way, no fuxing how.
“The Payson Police Department would also like to take this opportunity to encourage the public not to use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station”
Oh, sure we have a cultural bias against this, but this actually is a revered Japanese tradition, as reflected in the hallowed art of haiku. Some examples:
Local gas station –
In the middle of the night –
Buying a wild owl
Drug-addled strangers
Exchanging nocturnal birds
For ten thousand yen
On the midnight shift –
Wild avian transaction –
7-Eleven!
The closest American equivalent I can remember is this series of signs on old Route 66, but they just don’t have the same delicate sensibility:
Meth is murder
On your bowels
And you’ll end up
Buying owls
=== Burma Shave
(Or as it is now known, Myanmar Shave)
“A 23-year-old self-described climate activist has been banned from carrying eggs in public”
(He has been accused of tossing them at King Chuck.)
… but it is in almost complete darkness.
Here is a poorly brightened sample.
