The Mets never catch a break.

“New York Mets second baseman Robinson Cano tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug and will be suspended for the entire 2021 season.”

Helluva good ballplayer. For one five-year period he never finished lower than 6th in the MVP balloting. 571 lifetime doubles. Lifetime batting average over .300.

But he is 38 years old. This may end his career, and will certainly bring a screeching halt to his drive for the HoF.

This is unbelievable to me for many reasons.

Who even thought that Larry the Cable Guy could name a college, let alone root for one?

And even more significantly, who could have guessed that Larry the Cable Guy had teeth?

Joking aside, the distinguished Lawrence the Cable Gentleman (I think his real name is Dan) attended the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. I’m going to take a wild guess that he did not major in quantum physics or classical languages.