From a documentary called “Julia.”

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She was apparently quite saucy. After this pic is shown, one of her friends says, “Julia’s recipe for a good marriage was to follow the three f’s: feed your man, fuck your man, flatter your man.”

While she was filing through the “f” section of Webster’s, she might have added “fellate your man,” referencing an act which was named after my favorite character in Hamlet, Fellatio.

Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, and Kyle Mooney are all leaving the show. The first four are pursuing other opportunities in showbiz, while Mooney has been offered the all-night shift at White Castle.

Kidding aside, this is a seismic shift in the SNL tectonics. Che is the (co-)head writer, McKinnon is arguably the most talented cast member, and Davidson has achieved rock-star status on the show, on the level of Murphy or Belushi.