Author: UncleScoopy

Rush Limbaugh has left the building

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You like him or hate him. One thing you have to agree on: he is one of the most influential voices in the history of radio. If you have to pick the all-time greats of radio, the people who mastered and/or transformed the medium, the list includes giants like Jack Benny, Orson Welles, FDR, Murrow/Cronkite, Larry King, Howard Stern … and Rush.

Tebow now hopes to fail at hockey

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You have to love what the Mets really said if you read between the lines:

From the author:
“Tebow played 77 games at baseball’s highest minor league level in 2019, batting .163 with four home runs.”

From the Mets:
“By reaching the Triple-A level in 2019, he far exceeded expectations when he first entered the system in 2016”

That’s right – hitting .163 with no power in triple-A is FAR better than they expected!

(I would love to see the scouting reports. What exactly were those expectations? My guess is that they said something like this: “With a bat in his hand, Tebow couldn’t hit a beachball tossed underhand. On the other hand, lots of conservative Christians will pay to see him play, and will buy plenty of beer, hot dogs, and branded merchandise. The amount of profit he will generate is greater than the amount we will pay him, so what do we have to lose? Sign the sumbitch.”)

Biden says judging another country’s genocide is just the result of a “different cultural norm”

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“I’m not going to speak out against what he’s doing with the Uighurs in the western mountains of China. Culturally there are different norms in each country, and their leaders are expected to follow.”

That also explains Hitler, Pol Pot and Andrew Jackson. We have just been unfairly imposing our own norms on them. For some people, genocide is just the expected norm of social interaction, like drinking tea instead of coffee. You invite a few million people over for Thanksgiving dinner, and then if they are very different from you, or if you disagree with their ideas, you send them to special camps.

Just like my family did with Uncle Max.

Hey, who doesn’t love camp?

I don’t know who Olivia Jade Giannulli is, but she really fills out a bikini top

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“Olivia Jade Giannulli’s Ginormous Bikini Cleavage Selfie Gets An A+!”

(Google has informed my ign’rant ass that she is one of Aunt Becky’s daughters. As you’ll recall, she got a college rowing scholarship despite being unable to identify an oar, or even to spell “oar” without being spotted the vowels.)

I hope those investigators don’t go back too many years. I think they’d be suspicious of my polo scholarship.

Anna Faris see-thru?

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I don’t know whether that is Anna or a lookalike, but this is definitely Anna’s butt in The House Bunny (2008). She said: “We had a body double but on the day I just felt like, ‘I think I should do it.’ I definitely think I lost some cred as a producer, being naked in front of the whole crew.”

And here are her cheeks as she plays volleyball in a bikini

Finally, she had some brief breast exposure in What’s Your Number? (2011)

Gymnast Corina Ungureanu performing her routines topless (.gif)

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I have seen this footage before, but I had forgotten how entertaining it is.

From Wikipedia:

“In 2002, along with former teammates Lavinia Miloșovici and Claudia Presăcan, Ungureanu appeared in two Japanese DVDs, Gold Bird and Euro Angels, which included scenes of the three gymnasts performing gymnastics routines topless. A second nude photobook, LCC Gold ISBN 4-87279-118-5, appeared at the same time. A number of photographs from the photobook and DVDs were subsequently published in the Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai. An edited version of the DVDs entitled 3 Gold Girls was released in Germany in 2004.”