Our long national nightmare is over. There will be another reboot of Charlie’s Angels
Anna Paquin’s nudity in True Blood earned her plenty of recognition in our annual polls. Only four actresses in history have made the list in three different years for the same role: Paquin, Mary-Louise Parker, Emilia Clarke and Emmy Rossum. Paquin and Rossum have won the vote once apiece, while Parker finished in the top five twice, but the ol’ Khaleesi has never finished higher than 9th (surprisingly).
Paquin finished at #1 in the Top Nude Scenes of 2008
She finished at #2 in the Top Nude Scenes of 2009
She finished at #13 in the Top Nude Scenes of 2010
I don’t know how, but Zooey Deschanel somehow avoided a nip-slip in this outfit
Maybe she doesn’t have nipples.
He actually said this:
“I’m not Putin’s best friend.”
Sure, maybe not BEST.
This week (thumbnails are clickable):
Mark Zuckerberg just lost more than $15 billion in one day
In fact, in about an hour!
Zuckerberg’s personal one-hour loss was equivalent to the entire value of United Airlines, or the entire GDP of the country of Iceland.
Facebook’s market value dropped more than $100 billion (19% of its value) in a bearish day of trading. That is the largest drop in history for a single stock in a single day.
Allie Beth Stuckey did a fake “interview” with progressive darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. (Seen below)
It is precisely the same technique that Seth Meyers uses in substituting fake questions to Sarah Sanders’ answers, or that Stephen Colbert uses in placing himself and his fake questions into Trump interviews. Frankly, it’s never very funny because none of the three fake interviewers has the chutzpah to make the interviews really edgy. Meyers and Colbert are better at it because they are professional humorists, but the fact that Stuckey isn’t really very funny is no reason for liberal Twitter to go nuts. So the tables have been turned. Big deal. Stuckey’s vid is just a less funny version of the same old time-worn schtick.
It is called “Unhinged.” It’s not clear whether this adjective is meant to apply to her, to Trump, to the White House environment, or all of the above.
Her publisher wrote: “Omarosa is finally ready to share her side of the story in this explosive, jaw-dropping account.”
OK, I know they are trying to sell books, but can you imagine anything about Donald Trump that would be “jaw-dropping”? I’m trying to make a mental run-through of the worst things anyone can say about another person, and I’m having a difficult time coming up with anything that would surprise me enough to be jaw-dropping. What secret could she possibly have to spill? He’s a KKK grand dragon? He admits he is the antichrist? His hobby is torturing golden retriever puppies? He is a Kenyan Muslim? He had a gay affair with Putin? He was a member of Manson’s family and personally killed Sharon Tate? He thinks he’s the reincarnation of Hitler? (Hey, he was conceived six months after Hitler’s suicide.) If the secrets fall short of that level, my jaw will remain firmly in place.
Maybe he and Omarosa did anal, with Melania nursing Barron in the next room.
Wait. Never mind. That last one wouldn’t surprise me at all.
You know, the things that make life worthwhile.
Our voters placed this among the Top Nude Scenes of 2012
But it goes in the record book with an asterisk, since it is obviously intentional.
Many people consider this their favorite nude scene in history.
Confession: I have no idea who she is.
Additional confession: I don’t care.