Brittany Blanton in the tender and much-loved cinema romance, Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Author: UncleScoopy
Bartender says, “Aren’t you a little old for that?”
Daddario replies, “OK, I’m 35, but it’s important to stay innocent and childlike.”
Bartender says, “I was talking to the turtle.”
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Oh, girl, I like the part in the .gif where you adjust your top.
And I’m not talking to the turtle.
1. On two occasions shortly after its installation Bouscau reduced the size of the statue’s penis, following complaints from local women.
2. The statue’s penis has frequently been stolen and in 2016 the city council decided it would not be replaced permanently but that a temporary penis would be installed when public events were held near the statue.
But, on the other hand
1. You really, really have to love them. No hated ones allowed.
2. Back garden only. No stiffs in the front yard.
3. They should be dead, or at least very close.
Two observations on this study:
1. Assuming the authors of this study are highly intelligent, is it safe to assume this is bullshit?
2. If the study is accurate, Trump may be a genius on the level of Isaac Newton.
Well, actually a former champion.
Cassie Scerbo wearing a bikini, 6/26/21
La Daddario, 6/26
Two observations:
She is noticeably slimmer than in her True Detective days. She is obviously a beautiful woman who appears to be in spectacular condition, and I understand all the reasons why film performers want to be slim, especially as they age, but … well … I liked her better the way she was. It seems to me that her True Detective appearance was close to the pinnacle of screen sexiness, and the readers of this blog have always agreed. That was voted the top nude scene of 2014, a year that produced what was probably the strongest field of this century. She had to defeat, among others, ScarJo’s full body nudity in Under the Skin and Margot Robbie’s full frontal nudity in The Wolf of Wall Street. Ms. Daddario went on to win Top Nude Scene of the Millennium in a subsequent poll, again defeating ScarJo and Margot as well as tremendous scenes from Rosario Dawson, Eva Green, Heather Graham, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes and others.
How old do you think she is? I’ll bet your guess is too low. I know that mine would have been. I’m still thinking of her as an ingenue who was just breaking in a short time ago, so I would have said “I dunno. 28? 29?” She is actually 35.
A fond farewell to John Paragon, best known as Jambi the Genie from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse.
“He got his start with the Groundlings in Los Angeles, where he worked alongside Reubens, Phil Hartman, Cassandra ‘Elvira’ Peterson, and many other future comedy stars.”
new 6/25:
Amira Casar in “Mixte,” s1e5
French version (with extensive commentary)
Charlie’s archives (all content, no ads, no password)
Big news in Kiwiland:
Film appearances:
Totally nude, well-lit sex scene in Oldboy (2013)
Rear nude in Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)
Out and about:
Sandra Drzymalska in season one of Sexify, a new Netflix original in Polish.
Netflix must have an unlimited amount of money if they can create a new series for the language that ranks 33rd in the number of native speakers.
(It’s 8th among European languages. That’s a bit misleading, While Portuguese, English and Spanish are European languages, they place very high on this list because of the number of speakers elsewhere. Portugal is not a large country, with a population about the same size as the Chicago metropolitan area, but Portuguese actually places 6th in the world when the languages are ranked by the number of native speakers! Thanks, Brazil.)
In a film filled with nudity from bigger names, Charlotte was the naked highlight of the show, as I saw it.
That film placed three of the top twenty nude scenes of 2001, and Charlotte was not the top finisher among them. Daryl Hannah finished 9th, Ayanna 12th and Sandra Oh 20th. That was the year when Halle Berry took both first and second place.
I’ll bet the old buzzard really livens up those AARP conventions.
Here are the first three episodes, which contain 90% of the nudity in the entire series. In some of these scenes we see her natural breasts, while she is enhanced in other scenes. (There are scenes taking place in the present and others involving flashbacks. The show runners tried to make her look different then and now.)
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
