MIS-indentified? That means they found more than 100 politicians who were identified as criminals but were not. That right, 100 non-criminal politicians. Color me unconvinced. OK, there’s Jimmy Carter, and …

See what I mean?

It seems me that by pointing to those politicians as criminals, their software is probably working just fine.

John Hickenlooper wins Colorado’s Democratic Senate primary

The best of Loopy:

Hickenlooper is the new Hef. “Hickenlooper offers something different in crowded Democratic field: A detailed history of his sexual conquests.” Turns out Loops is a babe magnet! As Conan noted, “Apparently, his signature move was giving women ‘the Ol’ Hickenlooper.’”