You ski a while. You shoot a few elk. Ski some more.

I’m not sure if they score it by stopwatch or by body count.

Probably both.

Reminds me of that famous song from American Sportsman, the 1960s show in which Curt Gowdy would take some time off from incompetent baseball announcing in order to enter the wilderness and do rugged, manly stuff, like bludgeoning baby seals, with a rugged, manly guest star like Bing Crosby or Phyllis Diller:

Follow me through virgin forests
Follow me to rippling streams
And if God is willing
Some elk we’ll be killing
Come, follow me

Anyway, that was a particularly prolix way to say that a biathlon star, Miriam Neureuther, looks great without her top

Hey, Jen, you could donate a lot more by auctioning a REAL nude. Just sayin’.

Nothin’ lyin’ around the house?


Godwin’s Law:

“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1”.

Like this:

The best comment on Trump’s church visit came from Sulu:



Also, he would be good as head of the newly formed Ministry of Silly Standing

He would be the only Silly Walker and Stander to employ “vicious dogs and ominous weapons” to enforce proper silly posture.

Not new, but worth a little nostalgia: