Exercise fanatic Jessica Biel, wet and fit in that cinematic magnum opus, Summer Catch (2001).

Even the casting is ludicrous, and not just because it stars Freddie Prinze, Jr.

The baseball coach, a former left-handed pitcher, is played by Brian Dennehy. How many pitchers do you know who are 6’2″, 350? Although now that I think about it, Sabathia might be close to three and a half bills.

The team catcher is played by Prinze’s fellow member of the Young Shakespeare Society, Matthew Lillard. Lillard swings about the way Truman Capote would have swung if he had tried baseball.

On the other hand, there is Biel in a bikini and appearances by Hank Aaron and Dick Allen, representing some moments at least worth watching. That may make Summer Catch the Citizen Kane of Freddie Prinze, Jr movies. Has this guy ever been in anything watchable? (Doing voices for cartoons doesn’t count.)

Trump’s Tweet:

“The Mueller Angry Democrats recently deleted approximately 19,000 Text messages between FBI Agent Lisa Page and her lover, Agent Peter S. These Texts were asked for and INVALUABLE to the truth of the Witch Hunt Hoax. This is a total Obstruction of Justice. All Texts Demanded!”

Even by his own lofty standards for dissembling, this is impressive. He must really feel the walls closing in, because this is truly desperate.

1. Mueller, a Republican, was not involved in the texts which were temporarily missing.
2. All of the texts were eventually recovered. OIG’s report.
3. The whole story is old news. It seemed like it might have been a story for a while, at least in the Fox News definition of a story, because a Samsung glitch failed to archive the texts properly, then Page’s phone was scrubbed in order to be re-assigned to another agent, but it turned out that the agency was eventually able to recover all of the texts anyway. (Hey, people love the oldies. How long until he starts demanding Obama’s birth certificate?)
4. Spreading lies in order to impede an investigation is a textbook example of obstruction of justice. Ironically, in a Tweet accusing others of obstruction of justice, he obstructed justice, or at least attempted to! Noice!

So basically the true part of his Tweet ended after the first word, which was “The.”

Demi Moore in The Seventh Sign (1988)

That’s a prosthetic belly. Demi wasn’t really pregnant when she made this film, but decided to let life mimic art almost immediately thereafter. This movie finished primary photography in June of 1987, and she got pregnant with Rumer about five months later. The film wasn’t released until April of 1988, so Demi was really about 4-5 months pregnant when it premiered. (Rumor was born in August.)