Category: Beauty
Sophie is undoubtedly reading one of the great works of literature, either Ulysses or Dancing Before the Glass.
Original post here.
“Bianca Censori’s recent visit to Melrose Tanning Salon in West Hollywood turned heads as she donned yet another scandalous ensemble.”
Sample:
Perhaps more interesting than Bianca’s fashion sense is Kanye’s. He’s gone Full Herman Munster with the shoes, and Full Torgo with the calves and knees.
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Footnotes for the pop culture impaired:
Herman Munster, from “The Munsters,” a cheesy B&W sitcom from the mid-60s.
Torgo from “Manos, the Hands of Fate” (1966), a no-budget “horror” film often ridiculed as the worst movie ever released (#2 on IMDb’s lowest rated).
“Candid pictures of Niecy Nash showing big boob cleavage in an all red outfit while leaving Catch Steak in Los Angeles”
Sample:
Yennie
Film clip here
Cassidy
Previously:
Ashlynn Yennie topless in Submission (2016). That performance almost got her into the top ten among the top nude scenes of 2016. (She tied for 11th.)
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I can’t remember Katie Cassidy, David’s daughter, being naked in anything else, except for her strip show act in Live! (2007)
Liv Lisa has a cute, girl-next-door look. She sort of reminds me of a young Karen Allen (without the freckles).
Kafka is a new mini series about … well, I guess you know who it’s about.
It’s probably a raucous, youthploitation comedy because that Kafka was a one wacky guy.
OK, Maybe not.
Kafka died young, and in complete obscurity. He published almost nothing in his lifetime, and his few published works appeared in obscure literary magazines. He hated his own writing. Scholars estimate that he burned 90% of what he wrote, and gave instructions in his will that his remaining unpublished works were to be burned as well. So you can see that he was not a jolly, happy soul.
Oddly, many of his acquaintances describe a very different man from the one I have described above. They found him to be charming and (gasp) funny! I suppose his problem was that he was pathologically insecure, so his true self was seen only by those in his trusted circle. We assume that any film or series about Kafka will be as dull as dishwater, but that does not have to be the case. He was not a sterile, high-falutin’, hoity-toity, drawing-room intellectual. Kafka never married, but was constantly pursuing women. He was also very fond of brothels and was keenly interested in porn! In short, he was one horny-ass mofo.
Fortunately for the world, but perhaps unfortunately for students required to take unwelcome survey courses in world literature, the executor of his will ignored his instructions, and arranged for the publication of The Castle, The Trial and Amerika, all of which are now accepted as part of the canon of great literature. Kafka has posthumously achieved the fame denied to him in life. English even has a word, “Kafkaesque,” to describe situations like those faced by his characters. (Oppressive, menacing power wielded senselessly and surrealistically against a helpless, innocent, confused and ultimately despairing individual.)
Man, it pays to be an Old One. You really get some hot chicks.
Hey, wait! I’m an old one and it never works for me. I guess one needs the upper-case letters to score with the babes.
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Sidebar: The movie may not be a classic, but the poster is pretty scary
Bianca Censori caused a stir at Saffy’s in LA with an ensemble that left nothing to the imagination. She basically wore nothing beneath a sheer dress. I am not making this up: she had to walk around all night holding her phone over her crotch.
Sample:
“SIZZLING SOCIAL MEDIA ROUNDUP: ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO’S CAPTIVATING CLEAVAGE AND MORE CELEBRITY SIRENS!”
“Charlotte Lawrence showing nipple in a see-through dress while attending the Vanity Fair And Instagram Host Vanities: A Night For Young Hollywood.”
Sample:
“Zoë Kravitz showing nipples in a sheer dress at the YSL Oscar Pre-Party!”
Sample:
Zoe’s greatest hits, approximately chronological:
I love this short clip of Zoe naked in from Pretend We’re Kissing (2014)
Double Zoes facing each other topless.
Wearing a golden see-thru bra to Oscar night, 2019
Topless in High Fidelity (2020 series) More from High Fidelity
Modest nudity in Krimi (2021)
Posed topless for Another magazine, Autumn/Winter 2021
She looked pretty darned good in 1995, and she was not that young (about 33).