I don’t remember this scene at all. Moreover, I don’t remember her or the show. I’m not the only one. The show has only 15 votes at IMDb, and none of those came from the “top one thousand” voters. Even at that small number, about half of those votes seem to have been cast by the creators, although I guess it’s possible that 53% of the voters felt it merited 10/10.

It’s possible, but unlikely, given that the corresponding number is 46% for Seinfeld and 46% for The West Wing.

IMDb reveals that there were only three episodes and that this one aired on October 2, 2011. The alleged broadcast schedule for the three episodes was extremely erratic. Episode two came almost two months later, and episode three another three months after that. Frankly, the low vote count makes me wonder whether it was ever really aired. IMDb was already the major source for TV and films in 2011, but nobody ever commented on this series.

The video quality of the clip is weak. Two samples below:


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Today’s Tuna retrospective:

Somebody mentioned yesterday that Diane Lane looked just about perfect when she did her nude scenes in The Big Town. I would also place this performance by Marisa Tomei in that category – and she wasn’t even young at the time.


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Marisa has never won our annual poll for the best nude scene, but she came as close as possible without actually winning. She finished second two years in a row!

The most impressive part of her achievement was her age at the time. Although the annual poll is usually dominated by young actresses, Marisa took those two silver medals when she was in her mid 40s. Bravo, Aunt May!

Tag line: “They just fucked with the wrong Heidi!”

What a bizarre movie this is. It’s as if Troma suddenly opened a division in Zurich to produce a “Swissploitation film” (their term). The plot summary: “Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.”

Coincidentally enough, that is also what we call the Wisconsin Republican Party.

The star of this crowd-funded film is Casper van Dien, but he doesn’t play an American expat. Rather he is an exaggerated parody of a wealthy Swiss politician/businessman. As the president of Switzerland, he spends his time eating chocolate flecked with Nazi gold, looking at expensive Rolex-style gold watches with his own picture on the face, consuming dairy products, and speaking English with an outrageous accent. (The film also incorporates every other Swiss cliche you can imagine: kindly goatherds, alpenhorns, yodeling, cuckoo clocks, multi-use knives, etc.)


Most of the nudity is provided by Milo Moire

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Alice Lucy (as Heidi) bares her butt and participates in a group shower

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Somebody noted yesterday that she had a rather disappointing boob job in 1993’s Nemesis. Here she is 16 years earlier, showing her natural breasts (and much more) in the full-screen Blu-Ray of Dangerous Cargo, one of three Greek films that kicked off her movie career.


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Film clip here

She also did some sex scenes in her first film, Girls with Dirty Hands (1975), but as far as I know, that flick was only available in VHS, and the existing images are inadequate:


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The third Greek film, Voice in the Wind, is one I have never seen. IMDb doesn’t seem to know any more than I do. Some of the commenters pointed to the fact that the entire film is on YouTube. (IMDb seems to have the date and the English title wrong.) She is credited as “Debbie Sheltor”! (Wasn’t that a Rolling Stones song?) There may or may not be some brief nipple exposure just after the 1:16 mark.

A woman named Sissy Tindall is topless for a few very blurry frames near the end of the film.