Yet the so-called World Court stands idly by and allows this injustice.

Tits Man is now the only superhero in the MCU without his own franchise, perhaps because he is probably the weakest of all superheroes, from any of the universes, multiverses or Burma Shave verses.

Possibly excepting KikkoMan.

Or Green Lantern if his opponent is wearing a yellow body-suit, in which case he’s just basically a holiday camper holding a Coleman lantern.

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall
Escape my sight

I stand against
The evil fellow
Unless that fiend
Is wearing yellow

— Burma Shave —

Her natural breasts are about as large as any you’ll ever see.

Sample:

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About a decade layer, she performed a topless scene in For Christ’s Sake, and that chest was still spectacular.

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She’s still acting, but she lost a lot of weight, and those giant breasts have been replaced by normal ones. She looks terrific in her early 40s.

All collages and comments by Brainscan:

Selina’s Gold is a movie set during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines. Across a half-dozen scenes with a couple of guys, Angeli spends a good 20 minutes topless in this movie, first as an unwilling object of some older man’s affection and then as a most eager participant with him and a much younger, blind fella.

You know how some folk have resting bitch face? Well, Angeli has resting sad face, so her default condition borders on the morose but get her to play a scene as someone is truly unhappy and holy shit, she can drag everyone’s mood into the pit. And she does it while taking her clothes off, which sort of leaves our emotions conflicted, ya know.

Anyway, 20 clothing-minus minutes in this movie, which in an objective world gets her the nude performance of the year. Add several other performances in 2022 in movies and TV and what we have here, boys and girls, is one of the best years by one actress in the history of screen nudity. Hats off, gentlemen.


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Before there was Sydney Sweeney or Daddario, even before there was Katie Holmes, there was a site favorite named Heather Graham, and posts of her are among the most popular even today, even when they picture her in her 50s. I used to say that Jennifer Connelly was the most downloaded woman in the history of my sites, and that was certainly true at one time, even when Heather Graham was in her prime. No longer. Connelly is still beautiful and elegant, but she’s no longer in our spotlight. The fact of the matter is that Heather Graham has outlasted her. She has endured. Like the dude, Rollergirl abides.

Today’s Tuna retrospective: Heather Graham in Boogie Nights (1997)


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It pretty much goes without saying that this was selected as our top nude scene of 1997. It got more than three times as many votes as the next selection.