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The term “New York, New York” has always caused unnecessary confusion. I suggest they keep the name of the state, but change the city’s name to Swanky Bullshit Central.
Except for Staten Island.
Just make that a separate city. They have some bullshit, but are generally swank-deprived.
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She posted this a few hours ago to her Instagram (below), but by the time I re-checked it she had deleted her Instagram account yet again! The following is the original post, which you may or may not be able to see.
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Sample:
I think that was her best career nudity, but Agnes had a few other nude appearances back in the 80s and 90s. There has been nothing since that I know of.
Here is a recap:
Aesthete captured her in Scout Toujours (1985)
She appeared in an episode of Les Cinq Dernières Minutes, a long-running crime series. This aired in 1988. I guess these are from a video tape. As far as I know, there are no good images available. Charlie also made a collage from the best frames.
An interesting tidbit from Wikipedia about Les Cinq Dernières Minutes: “At the beginning, the series was a game show, which was filmed in studio and broadcast live. Two selected viewers took part and had to guess who was guilty when inspector Bourrel said the famous line: “Good God! But it’s… Of course!”. Each of the two contestants had the opportunity to repeat two parts of the show, which would also be seen by the audience at home. This famously happened during the pilot episode when glasses of Champagne were given out. In some of the original episodes, there was also participation from the viewers at home, but this was abandoned during the first series.”
Charlie captured her in L’Invité Surprise (1989), in which she went blonde.
Finally, after about a decade had passed, Agnes made her final nude appearance in Poulet micro-onde. I think this was an episode of Inspecteur Médeuze, but I can’t say that for sure.
Barbara Bouchet in How to Lose a Wife and Find a Lover (sample below)
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Even if Edwige’s face were less attractive – you know, pleasant enough but not beautiful… something like Helen Hunt’s – she still would have been plenty popular with that hot-as-the-sun body of hers. And even if her body were less exuberant – you know, cute enough but not instantly wood-producing… something like Helen Hunt’s – she still would have starred in dozens of sexy Italian comedies with that angelic face of hers. The face and the bod together? Unfair. Unreal.
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As of last week – on a database I inherited from a friend who was ever so briefly a contributor to the Funhouse – the total number of nekkid performances on the large screen and the small reached 60,000. Yup. Sixty thousand. We remember a time when screen grabs from a couple hundred performances made up a real treasure trove, but decades later, here we sit with 60,000.
He who began all this around the turn of the millennium (his handle was The Gimp) defined a performance as any and all the nekkid scenes by one actress in a single movie or TV episode. By that definition, all of Eva Green’s scenes in The Dreamer is a single performance. But the scene in The Hot Spot with Jennifer Connelly and Debra Cole in the same camera frame counts as a separate pair of performances. And The Gimp counted each episode in a TV series as a separate performance, which means he gave Lizzy Caplan credit for five performances in Masters of Sex for the first season alone.
Fine. Those were the rules The Gimp used and so when I inherited a hard drive with all the caps and clips he had collected – by far the majority are in The Funhouse – AND the database he had worked on for a couple decades, I fell into using the same rules when I download what Uncle Scoopy posts every day.
Oh, and nekkid butts count. Any of the three B’s gets a gal into the database.
There ya go – the short and sweet on a labor of love by a gimp and then by a nerd. And the thing is: there are good reasons to conclude many thousand more performances are out there, waiting for some enterprising soul to grab them. And with the explosion of nekkid scenes on cable everywhere in the world – well, okay, not Afghanistan or North Korea – we get dozens added every week. All of this stuff, old and new, is going to keep a bunch of us busy for a good long while.
Edmundson
Here’s a .gif for her non-violent scene.
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We had previously ID’ed the nude scene from Jennifer Schwary
Animated .gif version here
Here’s a clip, complete with slo-mo.