As mentioned in another thread:

“The California State Censor Board insisted on having two signed affidavits from Columbia that the model doubling for Jane Wyatt in her nude bathing scene had her breasts covered. The affidavits were duly supplied though the model in question apparently was indeed bare-breasted, though as the scene is in long shot it’s virtually impossible to tell.”

Here is the scene

In case you missed the dialogue between me and “Uncle” in the other Joanne Pearce thread (Joanne Pearce naked in Way Upstream), the aforementioned “Uncle” happens to have a clip of this very rare scene from Murder East Murder West, an obscure 34-year-old TV movie. The quality is … well … I think “abysmal” is probably the right word, but as always happens in cases like this, it is the only version that we have, and therefore the best, so let’s enjoy it, because … good luck finding a better one! I don’t think this film was ever available in the States, and while there seems to have been a video tape release in the UK, I don’t know where you could find a copy today. Our only hope is that a UK channel might re-broadcast it, and that is probably a slim hope.

Here is Uncle’s film clip . You can stream it or download it. As far as I know, GoFile is completely safe.

It’s a very lively scene, so between the motion blur and the poor quality, it’s just about impossible to grab a decent frame from that clip. I grabbed the best two I could find, then shrunk them back to VHS size to make them sharper. At least you can identify Joanne and Jeroen Krabbe, and you can tell her nipples are erect. Crap indeed, but the best I could do.


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All thanks go to “Uncle” for this one.

Nobody was getting naked in American films from mid-1935 through 1962, but Shirley MacLaine came about as close as a mainstream American actress dared to in that era. There was obviously a pent-up market for this racy fare. If my memory is correct, this shattered the record for the longest movie run in my rather provincial home town of Rochester, NY.


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(Way back in 2001, I wrote extensively of the film here.)

A 4K look is quite revealing. When she bent over, she did not get her cheeks far enough apart to offer a Full Heche, but you may find something even more interesting! (Or she may be wearing a modesty patch.) Good on ya, ScarJo!


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And then there was this …

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Y’all picked this as the #4 nude scene of the millennium, although it was shockingly only the second-best nude scene of 2014. (That shows you how good the best scene was.)

I don’t believe I have ever seen Joanne naked before, and here she is, with everything exposed in broad daylight.


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This is quite a good find that I saw on Phun today. I checked and there were no nude images of Joanne in my back issues. I double-checked with Mr. Skin to see what Joanne flesh he might have unearthed. Again the ol’ ziparoo. The only images I found in my archives were some OZ captures from Whoops Apocalypse (1987), and Señor Piel had pretty much the same thing. They’re sexy, but there’s no nudity:


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