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Dish Dogs was actually filmed before American Pie, but was not released until the phenomenal success of Pie made Shannon a big enough star to create a demand for more of her. Shannon Elizabeth played Nadia in American Pie, the gorgeous Eastern European babe whose nudity was broadcast over the internet.

In this movie she was a little younger and fresher, and she still had the curve in her nose and her unenhanced bosom. And she looks even better here than she did in American Pie. Plus, freed from the responsibility of her inept Pie accent, she was able to act as herself, and that self is very charming, with an electrifying smile.

Shannon Elizabeth works as a stripper in Dish Dogs, and her entire routine is shown on camera. (She kept the bottom on, but it was a thong, and there were rear shots.) Shannon is also topless in the deleted scenes, trying on bras in a changing room, and asking for an evaluation of each. There is also a music video on the DVD, and Shannon is also topless in that, with at least two more camera set-ups not used in the movie. Shannon also spends much of the music video playing frisbee on the beach in a bikini, which is not as good as Shannon playing naked, but is better than any other human activity involving frisbees.

In fact, the DVD of that film includes tons of extra features. They all stink, but there are plenty of them, and many include pictures of Shannon Elizabeth naked, discussions of Shannon Elizabeth nudity, songs about Shannon Elizabeth naked, and proposals for world peace centering around mankind’s mutual admiration for Shannon Elizabeth nudity.

Those are some pretty strong plusses, leading me to conclude that all movies should feature a couple minutes of her naked. On The Waterfront, The Seventh Seal, The Muppet Movie, Battleship Potemkin – pretty much anything could be improved by Shannon’s body.

As for the movie itself …

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It ought to be a full-frontal scene

From The Standard

One evolution is the employment of intimacy co-ordinators for sex scenes. ‘I think it’s great for people coming up through the industry to have that,’ she says. When Poots had one for the HBO series I Know This Much Is True, she called the co-ordinator and said they should talk about merkins (the pubic wigs used to protect an actor’s modesty). ‘And she was like, “I mean, do you want one?” I was like, “Oh, no, not really. I just thought I should broach that subject.”’ She went merkin-less in the end.

Peak Kelly Brook in Three, aka Survival Island (2005). Kelly’s body is always interesting. Two other things make this movie slightly more interesting.

1. In the first two pictures you can glimpse a miracle that is even more evident in the film clip. Kelly dramatically strips off her white bikini to enter the water naked, but when she comes out of the water, her bikini bottom has mysteriously become re-attached. Continuity was not the film’s strong suit. In fact, the film really had no strong suits other than what I highlighted in the headline above – “Kelly Brook T&A.”

2. This film is part of the infamous Billy Zane sinking ship tetralogy. In case you are new to this blog, there are four different films in which Billy found himself on a ship that sank:

Dead Calm (1989)
Titanic (1997)
Cleopatra (1999)
Survival Island (2005)

If you haven’t seen Billy lately, he has changed a bit from what you remember.

Anyway, back to the original point of this post: