I think you history buffs will find a lot to hate in this article.

Robert E Lee had some successes, but was not an especially effective general, and there are far greater ones left off the list. Two examples might be England’s Henry V and America’s Andrew Jackson. And I hear that Genghis Khan guy was pretty good, not to mention Hannibal, Frederic the Great and Jan Sobieski.

Napoleon? Well, he’s on the list and Kutuzov isn’t, but the last I heard, Napoleon invaded Russia with 600,000 men and was lucky to return with his horse and a couple of stale baguettes. Kidding aside, he left about 500,000 of his men dead in the Russian snow. As I’ve noted several times, Napoleon’s invasion of Russia was arguably the single stupidest thing any human being has ever done – in any field, not just restricted to the military. So he was bold and won many victories, but is maybe not the best general of all time.

(Yes, I know that Andrew Jackson was a despicable human being, but his military record was astounding. I suppose you could posit that his legendary victory at New Orleans was the result of incompetent opposition, but either way it was one of the most impressive triumphs in military history. He cobbled together a rag-tag army, and absolutely slaughtered a force of 8,000 British regulars, losing only 13 men in the process. For decades, January 8th and July 4th were celebrated with almost equal fervor.)

Ain’t that the truth!

I used to watch a lot of Westerns on TV in the late 50s and early 60s. Even though I have not heard most of the theme songs since then, I can still sing a couple dozen in their entirety, even when I can’t really recall the show. I’m not just talking about The Rebel and Have Gun Will Travel, because those songs became charted hits and still pop up now and then. I mean the really obscure ones that I’ve never heard again in the past 60 years. For example, I can sing the themes to Johnny Ringo, Bronco (Layne) and The Adventures of Jim Bowie, although I can’t picture anything about the shows. And the songs bring back vivid memories of the old shows I really liked, like Sugarfoot, Yancy Derringer and Cheyenne. If the lyrics to the theme songs from Bat Masterson and Wyatt Earp were poems or snippets of prose, I’d never remember them, yet I seem to remember every verse verbatim.

My favorite was one with quite a touch of bittersweet poetry:

Cheyenne, Cheyenne, where will you be campin’ tonight?
Lonely man, Cheyenne, will your heart stay free and light?
Dream, Cheyenne, of a girl you may never love
Move along, Cheyenne, like the restless cloud up above.

The wind that blows, that comes and goes, has been your only home.
But will the wild wind one day cease and you’ll no longer roam?

Move along, Cheyenne; next pasture’s always so green.
Driftin’ on, Cheyenne, don’t forget the things you have seen,
And when you settle down, where will it be? Cheyenne

In a similar, less personal vein, if you have ever run into an occasion where the theme songs to The Brady Bunch or Gilligan’s Island have come up, you realize that almost every baby boomer can sing these songs word for word, note for note. That was an old-time thing wasn’t it? So many shows used to have theme songs that explained the entire premise of the show.

People even recall the tune and words for songs they used to hate, like Copacabana. It is an amazing phenomenon, and not always a pleasant one, as you know if Seasons in the Sun has ever become an earworm.

They are some tough motherfuckers

What they have accomplished is little short of miraculous. That said, I think the worst is yet to come. Russia realized they were spread too thin to maintain all their supply lines, and that they had left themselves too vulnerable to ambushes from many directions. I feel sure that they will simply try a different strategy, perhaps by concentrating all their strength in one column in the east and overcoming Ukrainian territory with a blunt force approach, moving their line of control forward inch by inch, keeping supply lines open behind them, and thus eliminating vulnerable left and right flanks, until they power back to Kiiv.

I think the Ukrainians anticipated that exact strategy when they took out that fuel depot in Russia, near the Ukrainian border. They have to make it as difficult as possible for Russia to supply their forces with fuel, food and reinforcements.

If the Russians had run that play in the first place, they might have controlled half of Ukraine by now, but the strategy won’t work as effectively now because the Russians have lost a lot of equipment and the Ukrainians have had time to prepare. I’m guessing that the Russians originally felt it unnecessary to use such a long, drawn-out approach to get to Kiiv. They probably thought they could take the capital easily with their original strategy, then replace the government with some of Putin’s lackeys. It also appears that they thought some Ukrainians would welcome them and/or fail to resist. If there was ever any chance of that, it is now gone. Since the Russians started bombing civilian targets, the Ukrainians have become solidly unified against Russia, and totally convinced that they don’t want to be part of any country where the leadership indiscriminately kills children and bombs hospitals. Putin has convinced the Ukrainians that being independent is not just one of the many rational choices, like Puerto Rican independence, but is something worth dying for.

It has been a good month for funny men. Zelensky and Chris Rock have demonstrated that comedians can be as tough as nails.

Which have left for good? Which have suspended ops but left options open for the future? Which have stopped investment but hang on to existing assets? Which just plain refuse to budge? This site keeps track.

There are some on the evil list that seem to make it on every evil list. Hey Halliburton and the Koch brothers – why make all this info public? Why not just do what I do? Make your direct deposits into Putin’s secret bank accounts. He’s a man who really shows gratitude for such thoughtfulness. One day I told him my grandchildren were coming round to tea and would he mind very much not poisoning my tea that week – and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

That’s impressive, as reported by the Times, but

1. All of that knowledge didn’t do him any good.

2. Biden has clearly demonstrated that the US intelligence on Russia was flawless. He tried to use this intelligence as leverage, showing the world everything Putin was going to do before it happened, and thus showing that the false flags were indeed false.

I wonder if #2 was a mistake. Because of the detail and accuracy of U.S. intelligence, Putin now knows that the USA has a mole in his inner circle. One thinks that he is working full time to expose that mole. Given that the intelligence ultimately did nothing to deter Putin’s ambitions, would it have been wiser to keep that hole card better hidden?

By far the strangest story out of Ukraine so far is this: “Louis CK to Perform in Ukraine Amid Russian Invasion

Good luck with that, Louis. Yakov Smirnoff covered this situation already, with the quote in the headline, and this one: “In America, you assassinate president. In Russia, president assassinate you!”

“On Instagram, he elaborated in a numbered list that he has ‘never lied,’ ‘never been wrong,’ trusts his sources and that he’s ‘yet to see an official statement from the palace saying otherwise.’”

As far as I can tell, the old gal is still on the sunlit side of the lawn.

The Queen Wants You to Know She’s Still Alive, Thanks

At least a dozen states have passed measures this year restricting how schools teach about racism, sexism and other topics.”

My recommendation: never discuss a race except the seventh at Santa Anita, in which case lay down a g-note on Make Hay at 7-1.

You may have read about this or seen it somewhere. A woman was sentenced to six years in prison for trying to register to vote when she had been told that she could. She is black, and several white guys have received slaps on the wrist for actually casting fraudulent votes, so it’s a clear case of unequal justice, right? One major headline even characterized it as “Black Lives Matter activist jailed for six years for trying to register to vote after authorities told her she could.” Rachel Maddow presented the narrative, then pulled her usual trick of asking her expert guest if the story had gotten anything wrong or had focused anything improperly. The problem is that she was asking somebody she already knew to have the exact same take on the case. If she had asked me, I would have said, “Yes, Rachel, you pretty much got everything wrong. There is nothing wrong with what you said. The problem is what you left out.”

First of all, the woman had already gone before a judge, who had ruled that she was still on probation and did not have the right to vote. Unhappy with the legal ruling, she took a chance on getting a low-level civil servant to review her case and certify that her probation had expired. That worked. She then took that certification, which she knew to be legally incorrect by judicial ruling, and submitted it with her registration papers. I presume she did not tell the civil servant that a judge had already reviewed the case and ruled on it, but I don’t know that for a fact.

Second, she has a long record of similar disrespect for legal rulings. She didn’t like the ruling of a judge in 2014, so she impersonated a lawyer and a notary public and tried to file a judicial board complaint against the judge. She also threatened the judge with retaliation, and created a Facebook page to make the judge look like a racist. That last bit seems like it might be protected by the First Amendment, but there are accepted exceptions to that Amendment, so that would require a judicial ruling beyond my knowledge base. That aside, her other shenanigans led to several criminal convictions. Somehow she escaped additional jail time on those particular charges, even the act of threatening a judge. The sentence was so lenient that she was only given probation! (So much for that extra-harsh treatment of the poor woman of color.)

She also has a record of having filed civil suits which ended up with her being ordered to pay court and/or attorney’s costs because she failed to follow the court’s instructions, again demonstrating a disregard for the judicial process. (1, 2)

Third, she has a long, long history of this type of fraud and similar cons. She has 16 prior criminal convictions on her record, including tampering with or fabricating evidence, forgery, perjury and attempting to escape custody. Another of her cons was to swap tags at a department store in order to get a much lower price. The history shows that she is basically a career fraudster.

It is easy to understand the judicial pique. First of all, I’m guessing that if you are convicted of a felony while on probation, and have 16 prior criminal convictions, they are not going to be very lenient with you, while they might be with a first-time offender. Second, when a judge tells you that you are still on probation and you then go behind his or her back to get a civil servant to certify otherwise, that judge is not going to be happy with you, particularly if you have a long history of ignoring judicial instructions, or harassing and threatening other judges. It doesn’t seem to me that there is a racial component there. She happens to be a woman and she happens to be black, but she is a scofflaw, both now and in the past, and she got caught again. The case is about her behavior and her history, not about her skin tone. I’m not going to defend her six-year sentence. I don’t know the applicable laws, and how they apply to repeat offenders, or how they apply to people on probation for previous felonies, but on the surface that does sound like a ridiculously long sentence for what she did.

It may be correct that the black woman’s sentence seems too harsh while the white guys’ sentences seem too lenient, but it’s far more complicated than Maddow presented it, and the woman is absolutely not a sympathetic character. On balance, I think the real issue is not the woman, who is a life-long scofflaw. The real issue is those other four guys who got essentially no punishment for voter fraud. That does in fact sound like bullshit. Those were acts of knowing fraud, and one of them even alleged publicly that somebody else had used his late wife’s ballot, which became a cause célèbre for right-wing crackpots claiming evidence of voter fraud. It turned out there was fraud all right, and he is the one who committed it. He wanted to cast an extra Trump vote. That guy only got probation, which seems outrageous to me.