“Gen Z is ditching bras in latest viral trend: ‘Let them be free’”
The New York Post – journalism at its best!
Category: Nonsense
Their AI program definitely got Florida right and the District of Columbia wrong.
My note: More states should picture overweight people. They did picture an overweight man as the personification of West Virginia, which does in fact have America’s highest incidence of obesity.
Hard to understand: “In 2012, Smithsonian Magazine suggested the spider could work as the next Viagra“
At last, the government has released the long-hidden footage of these alien creatures. But what more are they hiding from us? It’s my belief that Laa-Laa killed Kennedy.
In passing – you may remember that in 1999 Rev. Falwell claimed Tinky-Winky was gay.
Now that’s a protest I can support. (They have been doing this for years.)
Not that I really care that much about the cause. It’s just that I am easily duped by naked women, with or without the horns. Thank heaven that topless women never protest in support of Putin or beets. I’m OK if they are pro-bulls. I always root for the bulls.
Especially Rodman.
“Nudists spot plenty of great tits as they strip off for sponsored bird walk.”
“You can’t be sad when you’re with an emu. They’re the cutest damned things ever.”
“Zoo in China denies allegations some of its bears might be ‘humans in disguise’”
“Other zoos have been accused of trying to pass off donkeys painted to look like zebras.”
Looking for a new career opportunity? How does donkey-painter sound? (Decent summer job, but long hours in the rainy season.)
“NEW AI sex robots could blackmail or kill their owner, warn terrified experts”
My takeaway:
1. Experts are easily terrified.
2. Experts have watched Blade Runner too many times.
3. But just in case, I’m sticking with the OLD AI sex robots.
You had me at, “Sweaty Margot Robbie beating off Barbie cast“
“A huge solar storm is on its way to Earth, and it could cause an ‘internet apocalypse.'”
The usual alarmist rhetoric:
“The year 2025 could bring about the end of the Internet as we know it if a massive solar storm causes enough damage to the planet, leaving some experts very worried”
“This is no joke. This is for real,” Burger King said in a Sunday social media post.
You may remember that “Penn and Teller: Bullshit” debunked this entire culture some years ago, by filling all the fancy water bottles with the same water – from a garden hose! The experts rhapsodized ad nauseam about the unique qualities of each.
I believe this marriage might make him Peter MacKay’s brother in law.
Obscure reference. MacKay is a Canadian politician who, according to Norm Macdonald, once fucked a crocodile. (It’s at the very end of this interview. The whole interview is brilliant!)
“Taste the fuckin’ rainbow, bitches.”
Per the article:
A woman identified as ‘Victim 1’ in a court filing told police that she was ‘hit in the back with a Skittle which caused a stinging pain.’ Upon arriving at the restaurant, a cop ‘noticed Skittles all over the ground and a bag of Skittles near the garbage.'”
Thank you, Science, for Sh’mallow