“Nick Offerman will star alongside Lily James, Sebastian Stan, and Seth Rogen in the Hulu limited series about the theft and release of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee’s sex tape. The eight-episode series is currently titled ‘Pam and Tommy.’”
Category: WTF
“USSTRATCOM issued an apology in a follow-up tweet and asked users to disregard the previous post.”
This is, honest to god, a real quote from Dave Ball, the chair of the Washington County Republican Party, talking about Senator Pat Toomey:
“We did not send him there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing. We sent him there to represent us, and we feel very strongly that he did not represent us.”
The Ted Cruz cut: Business up front, insurrection in the back pic.twitter.com/1iXk4QizBJ
— MF DAN (@TheDoctorCarson) February 12, 2021
NEW: Garret Miller of Dallas Co arrested for US Capitol riot
FBI says he posted a selfie on FB, commented “just wanted to incriminate myself a little lol”
When someone tweeted those inside were infiltrators, Miller replied “Nah we stormed it” and “Assassinate @AOC”
(@wfaa) pic.twitter.com/4Wlvlafi6Q— William Joy (@WilliamJoy) January 22, 2021
“To hear some folks on the fringe tell it, the U.S. Geological Survey, which reported the Dec. 9 earthquake, wasn’t telling everything. What really happened, they say, is that the U.S. military dropped a bunker-buster bomb on a hidden horde of 50,000 Chinese troops.”
It is wise to remember the words of the world’s wisest philosopher:
“There is no idea too daft for people to believe and even take credit for.”
“After both losing their partners, widowed otters Pumpkin and Harris found love, and each other, thanks to an otters-only dating app.”
Don’t ask.
(I posted it as a WTF entry, but it is a cute pic of the little scamps.)
“An ‘iconic ’90s hairdo’ for men–which involves a center part and face-framing bangs, and was once rocked by celebrities including David Beckham and Leonardo DiCaprio, among other ’90s-era heartthrobs–is making a comeback via the marketing team at McDonald’s Sweden. Why would McDonald’s Sweden care, you ask? Because the hairstyle bears an alleged similarity to the fast food chain’s signature Golden Arches.”
No Presidential candidate ever came even close to losing an Election who won Iowa, Florida and Ohio. I won all three, by a lot!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 11, 2020
Donald Trump truly lives in a fact-free world. The Trump of the 60s, Tricky Dick Nixon, won all three in 1960 when he lost to JFK.
This is unreal. Trump abruptly walked out of Dan Gable’s Medal of Freedom ceremony today, leaving Gable shrugging and at a complete loss about what he was supposed to do. pic.twitter.com/mOzlLn8poC
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 8, 2020
That headline is literally true.
Sorry, she is clothed, but this is kind of a must-see. Odd stuff. It looks like a scene from a lost Luis Buñuel movie. Weird framing because it’s a selfie. Dog in a head cone, staring at the camera. Brother apparently singing to himself in the background. Grammy awards framed in a display. Billie slapping her chest. There must be some story behind it, but I don’t know what it is.
Not that it matters.
Cue up Rod Serling’s voice-over and maybe some theremin music. Nobody knows where it came from, and nobody knows how it was removed!
Cousin Eddie and Le Grand Orange – together at last.
Trump didn’t accidentally share one Randy Quaid tweet. He quite deliberately shared five of them!
Coming soon, their G-3 summit with Gary Busey.
As if the little buggers weren’t weird enough already.
They seem to be unrelated to the few other species that exhibit this characteristic, like flying squirrels and opossums. “One theory is that by absorbing and transforming UV light rather than reflecting it, platypuses can better hide from UV-sensitive predators.”
Perhaps his deal with Satan has reached the expiration date?
This photo of Mitch McConnell's hands from yesterday pic.twitter.com/9x5x2UhxvJ
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) October 21, 2020
Danish bull semen? I wish he had called. I could have sent him some. I have a whole refrigerator full, and I’d do just about anything for ol’ Jongie, my frat brother.
(Man that guy was tough when it came to rush week. Talk about hazing! Only the toughest pledges survived getting fed to his pigs. But all in all … best exchange student ever!)