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Hot Or Not: Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig

2008-05-15T12:31:00.000-05:00

"Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig"

Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

2008-05-15T10:15:00.000-05:00

The new extreme sport: human flight - launched by trebuchet

2008-05-15T10:09:00.001-05:00

This is a series about the team that loses every game to the Harlem Globetrotters. The page includes links to episodes 2-5 as well.

News | eBay | Hubby tries to flog wife on eBay | The Sun |HomePage|News

2008-05-15T09:50:00.000-05:00

Hubby tries to sell his "cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife" on eBay

What a savvy marketing ploy! What brand identity! Apparently Proctor and Gamble needs to hire this guy because bids went as high as a million bucks.

Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

2008-05-15T09:12:00.000-05:00

Hillary Clinton is "The Al Sharpton of White People"

I don't even know what that means, possibly because I am the Forrest Gump of Polish people.
Oh, I'm so confused and scared that I'd better watch Jozin z bazin again. It's the only thing that truly brings peace of mind to us Poles.

Mark your wives: The 1930s marriage test - Telegraph

2008-05-15T09:05:00.000-05:00

How to grade your wife: The 1930s marriage test

Ah, those were the days. We simple people could cling to our guns and religion and sham marriages.

World's most obese man vies for different record | U.S. | Reuters

2008-05-15T09:04:00.000-05:00

World's most obese man vies for different record

I'm going out on a limb to guess it doesn't involve vertical leap.

Solar bra brings conservation closer to the heart | Oddly Enough | Reuters

2008-05-15T09:02:00.000-05:00

Solar bra brings conservation closer to the heart

The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run | Cracked.com

2008-05-15T09:00:00.000-05:00

The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run | Cracked.com photoshop contest

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

2008-05-15T08:57:00.000-05:00

Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"I don't know if Barack Obama's getting tired or what, but in a recent speech, Barack Obama made a mistake. He said he had visited all 57 states. Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, after hearing this, President Bush said, 'Haha, he forgot Alaska and Hawaii!'" --Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton, big blowout in West Virginia's primary tonight. Yeah, she's the big winner in West Virginia. Which means that one day, she could be president of West Virginia." -Jay Leno
"Have you heard about this? This is kind of an interesting idea. In a move they say could revolutionize politics, John McCain and Barack Obama said they might campaign together, go out together. Yeah, they're going to bill themselves as 'Ebony and History.' No, but they would go out and they would debate each other on the road. You got the older, grumpy white guy, and you got the young, smooth-talking black guy. Doesn't that sound like the premise for the worst sitcom of all time? Coming to NBC, it's 'Grandpa and the Brother!'" --Jay Leno
"How about this economy, ladies and gentlemen? Doesn't it stink? And we're really starting to notice it, because in the beginning it was sort of like, okay, a little bit here. But we are really starting to notice the effects of a sour economy in this country. Over at St. Patrick's Cathedral, they're watering down the holy water. Honest to God. That's right. It's only 60% holy now." --David Letterman
"Here's the thing that troubles me. I mean, win, lose or draw, at the end of the day, the bottom line, cut to the chase, it's a lot of money. It's a lot of money to elect a president, don't you think? Really it's an awful lot of money. Hillary Clinton's campaign right now, this very minute, is $20 million in debt. Now, when she gets that 3 a.m. call, it's from a collection agency." --David Letterman

Media Morgue - News, reviews and rumors on films television and the media

2008-05-15T07:40:00.000-05:00

Dog the Bounty Hunter Returns

Be still, my beating heart!

Anne Heche is Broke and Can't Pay Child Support | Bitten and Bound

2008-05-15T07:38:00.000-05:00

Anne Heche Says She's Broke, Can't Pay Child Support

The Comedy Wire excerpts, May 15, 2008

2008-05-15T06:07:00.000-05:00

The Comedy Wire excerpts, May 15, 2008

Whitney Thompson Wins 'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 10 | Celebrities, Pop Culture, and Current Events

2008-05-15T04:46:00.000-05:00

America's Next Top Model chooses a curvy girl

Wearing a dress size of 12, she is the first large girl to win in the show's history.

Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

2008-05-15T04:40:00.000-05:00

With Yogi unavailable, Dems choose Tyra to tell Hillary it's over.

Dateline Hollywood: Sex and the City Wii videogame revealed!

2008-05-15T04:37:00.000-05:00

Dateline Hollywood: Sex and the City Wii videogame revealed!

"The main character of the Sex and the City game will be Kim Catrall's Samantha. Players assist in her quest to bed 100 men before she turns 50 without developing any life threatening sexually transmitted diseases."
"Sex and the City: the Videogame will also allow players to go online, where they must spread the STD of their choice -- options include herpes, gonorrhea, crabs, and HIV -- to as many other others as possible in under five minutes."

Egotastic! - Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless and Bikini Pictures from GQ Magazine

2008-05-15T04:32:00.000-05:00

Emmanuelle Chriqui poses for bikini and strategic topless pictures in GQ Magazine

2008-05-15T04:28:00.001-05:00

Parton shocked at Howard Stern radio segment

"Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites."
"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life."
Mind you, that stands as the most humiliating experience of a woman who once read the reviews for Rhinestone.
Miss Parton threatened to file a lawsuit at the conclusion of her current tour, "The Two Dollies," in which Dolly Parton and the Dalai Lama perform a series of consciousness-raising duets.