Today is Marisa Tomei’s 54th birthday

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Happy Birthday, Marisa with

A .gif from Untamed Heart, way back in 1993.

A .gif from The Wrestler. This finished #2 among our top nude scenes of 2008.

And two .gifs from Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (1, 2) This finished #2 among our top nude scenes of 2007.

Although Marisa has never finished first in our annual polls, she is one of only two women to finish among the top two for two consecutive years! (Anna Paquin beat out Tomei for first place in 2008, then finished second to Eva Amurri in 2009.)

She still looks pretty great.

Leelee Sobieski naked? A mystery.

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She’s naked, and it is Leelee. The mystery is in the amazing re-appearing nipple.

This LeeLee nude, from Adam Kimmel, is usually seen as part of a large collage.

HOWEVER

The official public version of this collage is slightly different. This is what it looked like when it appeared in Vogue Hommes International Fall/Winter 2009. I’m not saying the above versions, showing the nipple, are fake. I’m just pointing out the facts. I don’t know the explanation.

SIDEBAR: as you may know, Leelee has gone all super-slim these days.

We may just as well shred the Constitution …

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“Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks”

If ever there was a fundamental human right …

UPDATE: from the comments section:

“Dark days are these indeed. We would do well to remember the Niemoller quote:
‘When they came for the men with Oreos up their asses, I said nothing because I did not have an Oreo up my ass …’”

Virginia Madsen topless (.gif)

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Virginia Madsen in the tub in Candyman (1992)

Great musical starring Sammy Davis, Jr., who sang the title song.

Just fuckin’ witcha. It’s a horror film starring Tony Todd. It’s based on an excellent Clive Barker story. The movie doesn’t really make sense (although the original Barker plot was tight), but it’s good genre fare if you ignore the plot holes, and the Candyman became a horror icon thanks to Todd’s powerful presence. My review.