Mr. Skin’s notes:

The film Lee may be one of the most anticipated films that premiered at the Toronto Film Festival. It stars French starlet Noemie Merlant and the legendary Kate Winslet. Luckily, both of them go nude! Kate plays Lee Miller, a famous fashion model who becomes a war correspondent for Vogue. This incredible story also stars Marion Cotillard and Oscar nominee Andrea Riseborough. Kate shows her breasts a few times. Noemie Merlant’s breasts are exposed when she sits on a table topless with Winslet.

The Royal Hotel is one that I am personally excited about as it is written and directed by Kitty Green who is proving herself to be a director to watch. She clearly knew what to do with this gripping thriller as she cast Julia Garner in the lead role. The plot follows two young women as backpackers from the US who are exploring the Australian countryside. When they take a job at a pub for extra cash on their trip, they fall into a situation that spirals out of control. The situation includes nudity – plenty of it! Alex Malone makes her nude debut when she shows her boobs in a sex scene in which she gets banged from behind. Jessica Henwick and Julia Garner appear suggestive in several scenes in towels and bikinis, but they do not go nude.

I have good news for fans of German actress Brigitte Hobmeier. The film Woodland opens with Brigitte’s boobs before it goes on to tell the story of a woman who witnesses a terrorist attack in Vienna. Her breasts are seen again when she takes a skinny dip in the lake.

French actress Lea Drucker is back and nuder than ever in Last Summer, a new sexually charged and potentially uncomfortable film from French director Catherine Breillat. The plot follows Lea Drucker on a family vacation where she begins an affair with her husband’s son from another marriage. Well, that’s going to complicate your family vacation! It’s easy to see why the son would fall for the lovely Lea when she shows her breasts during a sex scene. The director has been accused of being too voyeuristic and sexual in her films and she’s doing the same with this feature!

Gonzo Girl is about a young writer who takes a job as a writing assistant to a wild writer with a questionable reputation. While this film feels like it should be filled with nudity – it stars Patricia Arquette, Elizabeth Lail, Zoe Bleu Sidel – it really doesn’t have that much. Luckily, Camila Morrone saves the day with plenty of cleavage, pokies, sideboob, and finally her buns.

A Filipino film, Your Mother’s Son, has been a surprise hit as it follows a mother and son whose relationship gets challenged when the mother invites one of her students over to their house and everything takes a turn. Elora Españo stars and she does show skin with a lot of looks at her cleavage and legs. She also shows her right breast!

Lesson be here, y’ scurvy dogs

The Bible, translated into pirate talk

Robert Newton not only brought Long John Silver (and what we conceive to be pirate-speak) to life, but he even died playing Long John Silver. Now that is commitment to a role.

That isn’t literally true, but it’s close to the truth. Some four or five years after Treasure Island left the theaters, he filmed 26 episodes of a TV series called The Adventures of Long John Silver. If you are curious, many if not all of the episodes are on YouTube in their entirety, and they were filmed in color, even though few people owned color TVs at the time. If Wikipedia has the dates right, Newton was alive when the series first aired in the USA from September of 1955 through early 1956, but had passed away before the series made it to the UK the following year.

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66.5 is a new original series from the French broadcast and streaming giant, Canal+. The setting is the anfractuous French legal system. The series was supposed to be released months ago (IMDb says March 10th), but was delayed for reasons that I have not been able to determine. The first two episodes finally came out this week.

The mysterious title refers to attorney/client confidentiality, as follows:

Article 66.5 of the Law n° 71-1130 of December 31, 1971 on the reform of certain judicial and legal professions provides that “in all matters, whether in the field of advice or in that of defense, consultations addressed by an attorney to their client or intended for the latter, correspondence exchanged between the client and their attorney, between the attorney and their colleagues, with the exception of correspondence marked “official”, interview notes and, more generally, all documents in the file are covered by professional secrecy.”

A communication between an attorney and a prospective client is also protected by professional secrecy, even though a client/attorney relationship is yet to be formalized.

“Rep. Lauren Boebert is an American politician who is currently caught up in a scandal in which she was kicked out of a movie theatre for vaping, and also because her date was grabbing her boobs during the movie.”

She was attending the Beetlejuice stage show (not a movie, as quoted above), which is recommended for audiences aged 10 and older. To further amuse the kids in the crowd, as mentioned in some accounts of the incident, Boebert also opted to pat her date down, probably to make sure he wasn’t carrying any abortion pills in his pants. Either that or he had Burger King take-out in his lap, because it took her two hands to handle a whopper.

Two commenters noted:

  • At least it’s good to know she can reach across the aisle.
  • She was just singing along and tallying his banana.

The Denver Post said that, according to the theater staff, she was also taking flash photographs. The woman behind her said that Boebert took long videos of the performance. When the theater videos showed her using her camera, Boebert eventually admitted it, but claimed to be unaware that photography was forbidden.

Right, because they never mention that before a show.

As she was being booted from the theater and tossed into the street like a drunk getting kicked out of an old-time Western saloon, Boebert pulled out the ol’ “Do you know who I am?” trick, adding “I am on the board. I will be contacting the mayor.”

Here is the theater manager reacting in fear to that threat:

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Ooooo – pretty scary, eh, kids?

The CCTV footage shows a blurred-out gesture that Boebert flashed at theater security as she was escorted out. Business Insider, with its typically insightful grasp of the obvious, concluded that the gesture appeared to be a middle finger.

Apparently unaware that Boebert was captured on security video, her spokesperson initially claimed that she was just singing and laughing too loud and just having too good a time. Boebert’s own first reaction, a tweet, followed the same narrative. Boebert also claimed initially that the alleged vaping was an illusion created by the show’s smoke machines. That was a lie. Here is a video in which she is clearly vaping. After the video emerged, exposing her original lie, she doubled down with an even less credible lie: “I genuinely did not recall vaping that evening.”

Forgot? She got into an argument with another patron about her vaping. When the pregnant woman asked Boebert to stop vaping, Boebert told her “no” point-blank. The woman says that Boebert, who had apparently not yet exhausted all of the possibilities for cartoon villainy, then called her a “sad and miserable person.” The article does not mention, but we can assume, that Boebert then tied the woman to a log as it headed into a sawmill.

It would be easy to have that slip your mind, so I’ve concluded that her memory lapse must be totally sincere, just as I believed Hedley Lamarr when he said he forget he was armed.

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To be fair, I guess it’s possible that Boebert forgot the whole incident, depending on what was in that vape pen. Recreational marijuana is legal in Colorado.


Semi-relevant sidebar from The Guardian:

“Her date, 46-year-old Quinn Gallagher, was a Democrat-supporting owner of a bar that hosts LGBTQ+ and drag events in the ski town of Aspen, Colorado. The events included a women’s party for Aspen Gay Ski Week and a Winter Wonderland Burlesque & Drag Show. Boebert has been an outspoken critic of drag shows.”


I’ll bet that liberal dude was just ticking off the GILF box. Yup, that’s right. Boebert became a grandmother at 36!

OK, Ann Coulter is totally right (words I never expected to type), but Boebert is in a special sub-group of totally embarrassing bimbos, those with nice gazongas. That makes her behavior acceptable. As the burning bush explained to Moses after giving him the ten commandments, “For yea and verily I say unto you, and it must be unto you since there is nobody else on this mountain top, that none of these rules apply to chicks with a great rack.”

The bush then continued, “Also, forget thy dress code for hot chicks when they cometh to swanky bullshit events.”