Part 7: Vivian Wu in The Pillow Book
Part 6: Guusje Van Tilborgh in A Zed and Two Noughts
Part 5: Frances Barber in A Zed and Two Noughts
Part 4: Julia Ormond in The Baby of Macon
Part 3: Toni Collette in 8 1/2 Women
Part 2: Polly Walker in 8 1/2 Women
Part 1: Amanda Plummer in 8 1/2 Women
She still acts occasionally. She was in a 2020 episode of Chicago Fire (Season 8, Episode 17). Miner was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 2010.
My new choice for golf teacher of the year is Stella Hudgens. She absolutely straightened out my woods.
“Explaining that it was best to put him out of his misery as quickly as possible, local father and birthday party host Ian Klassen reportedly took an injured clown behind the bouncy house Friday to shoot him.”
“‘He immediately tried to get back up and start juggling, but collapsed as soon as he put weight on the leg. He’s been honking his nose in distress. The smile is painted on, but underneath all that makeup, you can see he’s in pain. Well, let’s get this over with, and then we can have cake.’ At press time, sources confirmed Klassen had handed the birthday boy the shotgun, saying it was his son’s birthday clown and his son’s responsibility.”
That will teach the kid to be a man!
“Miami-Dade County and the Miami Heat swiftly pulled out (pun intended) of their partnership with FTX, the erstwhile namesake of the downtown arena owned by the county.”
Could it be the BangBros Arena?
The Booby Trap Arena?
Scoopy Stadium has a nice ring to it, if Uncle Elon will buy those rights for me.
Stay tuned.
Soused Stepdad certainly has a very direct way of expressing himself. That’s his headline, not mine.
His expository prose on this post is equally candid:
“I’ll still look at the gash, you know because of the whole depressing porn aspect to it, and obviously my love for vagina in all shapes, sizes, age and level of biohazard.”
Speaking of great .gifs (see the R-Rat post below), you can’t go wrong with Rihanna in some kind of corset-like contraption that covers approximately zero percent of her crack.
I don’t know the context. Is the context even important when it’s E-Rat wiggling her ass? This may be the .gif of the year!
Along with “Svarovski” and “Vanity Fair,” here’s another word that always guarantees swanky bullshit: “Cartier.” The pic below is Australian model Roberta Pecoraro at a Cartier event in Sydney. I would never discourage a supermodel from wearing something that completely exposes her breasts, but I think she could have chosen more flattering options to accomplish that.
Click on the pic to get to a gallery.
Carla Gugino is naked in the opening sequence of Leopard Skin. That’s the way to kick off a new show!
Episode 1 – Gugino skinny dips
Then Amelia Eve shows part of her bottom
Episode 2 – Rear nudity from Amelia Eve
Episode 3 – Two different scenes with Gaite Jansen, who is a sure nominee for “nude performance of the year.”
Episode 4 – Gugino skinny-dipping
(an expanded version of the opening credit scene).
Then Jansen sunbathing again.
Episode 5 – Jansen in a dark sex scene
Then girl-girl action with Gugino and Jansen.
Episode 6 – More sexy Gugino-Jansen shenanigans
Then Eve sleepwalking
If IG removes this, here is a back-up.