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Ingrid Held naked in The Murdered House (1988)

Scoop, April 20, 2025 (8:59 am)April 20, 2025 (9:12 am) ... 3 comments.

French crime drama. Original title: La maison assassinée

After World War I, a young ex-soldier, Sébastien Monge, returns to his home village. Ignorant of his past, he learns that, 24 years before, his entire family was slain in their home one stormy night. Only Sébastien, then a four-month old baby, was spared.

Ingrid’s performance earned her a Cesar nomination as the Most Promising Actress. She lost to Catherine Jacob for Life Is a Long Quiet River. I guess the Academy made the right choice, because Jacob is still acting, and Held retired from the profession more than 30 years ago. She is now an art historian and lecturer.

But she was a righteous babe in this film. (The screen grabs aren’t that impressive, but the video below gives you a better idea of her appeal.)

(Wikipedia has a 2018 picture of her, and she still looks great.)


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Defoe’s film clip is here.

Karen Viard topless in Fourbi (1996)

Scoop, April 20, 2025 (8:33 am)April 20, 2025 (7:01 pm) ... 3 comments.

French drama.

Eight years ago, Rosemonde killed a man who tried to rape her. Now she has sold her story to a television channel that produces crime victim films.


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Defoe’s film clip is here.


A quarter of a century later, when she was in her mid 50s, Karen made our list of the top nude scenes of 2022, with a charming full-frontal scene in Dear Mother (4K capture below).


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Judith Godrèche topless in Paris Awakens (1991) and The Disenchanted (1990)

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Judith was in great demand in the early 90s after her career as a child star. She was just 18 in The Disenchanted and 19 in Paris Awakens.


The Disenchanted

French drama, Original title: La Désenchantée

Beth, a teenager in the midst of a painful moral education, is put in the unenviable position of holding her family together and debasing herself at the suggestion of both her scornful bedridden mother and her no-good boyfriend.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clip can be found here.


Paris Awakens

French drama. Original title: Paris s’éveille

Adrien arrives in Paris to stay with his father, Clément, whom he hasn’t seen in four years. Clément lives with Louise, a twenty-year-old girl eager for independence and success. After an argument, Louise leaves Clément for Adrien.


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Defoe’s video is here.

Daphne Patakia topless in Tout Le Monde M’Appelle Mike (2023)

Scoop, April 20, 2025 (7:33 am)April 20, 2025 (7:34 am) ... no comments.

French thriller. AKA “Everyone calls me Mike.”

Thibault, Isabelle and their son Jeremie board their sailboat Joshua to sail the world and live a new life. The Gulf of Aden is watched over by Somali pirates, and while stopping in Djibouti, the happy family meets Mike, a Black man they know nothing about but innately trust. Inviting Mike to board the ship, the quartet travels onward in their sailboat.


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Defoe’s video

Coline D’Inca topless – and a peek of more – in Venice Calling (2019)

Scoop, April 20, 2025 (7:09 am)April 20, 2025 (7:19 am) ... no comments.

French dramedy. Original title: Venise n’est pas en Italie.

15-year-old Emile lives in Montargis between a sweet-crazy father and a mother who has always dyed his hair blond because “he is more beautiful like that.” When the girl who pleases him more than anything invites him to Venice for the holidays, he is overjoyed–until his parents decide to accompany him. This is the story of a teenager born into an unclassifiable family; it’s the story of a miraculous, fragile first love; it’s the story of an initiatory, incredible journey where life often takes you unawares, but where Venice will be at the rendezvous. An adaptation of the novel Venice is Not in Italy by Ivan Calbérac, published by Flammarion in 2015.


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Defoe’s 4K video

Coline Adam topless in Fugue (2023 short)

Scoop, April 20, 2025 (6:52 am)April 20, 2025 (6:54 am) ... no comments.

France.

Fugue features a 15-year-old girl in love with Camille, who is ten years older. The girl’s parents don’t approve of this relationship, and the two young women decide to go to the south of France together. But to live in this freedom, money is necessary


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Defoe’s film clip is here

Her complete C.V. is here. (IMDb is missing most of her credits.)

Whatever Happened to Frankie Thorn?

Scoop, April 19, 2025 (8:55 pm)April 20, 2025 (9:25 am) ... 11 comments.

Frankie’s career path eventually led her into an erotic thriller called Warm Texas Rain, which is probably not what she had in mind when she studied at Julliard and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. That may have soured her on acting, because the beautiful redhead had only one more credit after that epic full-frontal performance, after which she disappeared completely. Neither IMDb nor Wikipedia are any help in determining why she left the biz or where she is now. Her last Instagram post was 86 weeks ago, but she is currently posting on Facebook, where she lists her occupation as story-teller.

You may not have heard of Warm Texas Rain, a straight-to-vid, but Tuna and I gave it two thumbs up as a solid genre pic. IMDb rates it only 4.6. I suppose that may be fair if you’re expecting Body Heat, but we found it to be an enjoyable guilty pleasure film. And we gave Frankie Thorn an A++. Given her education, she probably dreamt of playing Lady MacBeth, and she may have found that doing multiple frontal scenes in a cheesy erotic thriller was a degrading experience. I don’t know. But I do know that she was perfect for the genre. She was elegant and seductive; she looked good naked; and she had the acting chops to make it all convincing.

The Bad Lieutenant (1992)

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Bad Blood (1994)

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Warm Texas Rain (2000)

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Frankie Thorn – Warm Texas Rain (2000)

Frankie Thorn & Victoria Baste – Bad Lieutenant (1992)

Magdalena Dwurzyńska topless in Błazny (2023)

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AKA The Clowns. Polish drama.

Students of the Faculty of Acting learn that their diploma film will be made by the famous director Gajda. This news electrifies them – everyone wants to be in the cast. Gajda appears occasionally. He leaves a camera with the students – in his absence, they are to record improvised scenes around the topic of jealousy and rivalry based on the story of Cain and Abel and Balladyna and Alina. Rehearsals begin, we get to know the students’ personalities, their dreams and ambitions. Disproportions in acting talents, differences in opinion and wealth, envy, pasts, and complicated emotional relationships are also revealed. We focus on the relationship of four characters: Lukasz/Abel, Olo/Cain, Julka/Balladyna and Alicja/Alina. Professional rivalry overlaps with private rivalry. The line between reality and fiction is slowly starting to blur. The four of them play a game for a role in the film, which turns into a game for everything. At the party, there is a fight between Lukasz and Olo. The fight gets out of control.


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Here is her nudography

Things you don’t know about the history of America

Scoop, April 18, 2025 (9:26 pm)April 18, 2025 (9:26 pm) ... 1 comment.

Example from the list:

Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame.

Paige Spiranac knows how to dress for a day on the links

Scoop, April 18, 2025 (8:36 pm) ... no comments.


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