To honor the Crusader legacy, just call him Peter the Lyin’-Hearted.
In another demonstration that facts and satire have become indistinguishable, this is real, not from The Onion.
Every day, on bended knee, with your family, in your schools, in your churches in the name of Jesus Christ.
I’m not very religious, so I am assuming Jesus was a huge war guy, who always preached destruction and vengeance, and asserted that your faith and your government are inseparable.
In yet another example of the ever-increasing irrelevance of irony, it appears that Fox News is actually being inspired by The Onion. There was an Onion story last week about how MAGA nation was happy about the high gas prices, was hoping they would go even higher, and even gave a little extra to the gas stations to show their patriotism. Just a few days later, the MAGA media hive actually started trying to convince us that high gas prices were our patriotic duty, and the sacrifice we have to make for our nation, a la gas rationing in WW2.
I’ve forgotten Das Kapital from my college days, but I assume that only dirty commies want average people to be able to afford gas.
