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If you haven’t been tracking the story of Nicholas Rossi you are missing out on one of the all-time greatest weirdos to ever wiggle his way into the headlines. You’ll forget George Santos ever existed after hearing about this guy (unless it turns out this guy actually is George Santos, which is always a possibility).

Nicholas Rossi was born in Rhode Island with the name Nicholas Alahverdian. As a kid his violent and aggressive behavior landed him in and out of psychiatric hospitals, eventually landing him in the Rhode Island foster care system. There he bounced around from home to home, causing chaos everywhere he went, breaking families down until they could take no more and passed him on to the next one.

By his teenage years Nicholas Alaverdian had such an extensive rap sheet he had to change his name to Nicholas Rossi, which allowed him to become a page at the Rhode Island state senate. This is also where he learned to suppress his violent instincts in favor of con-artistry. As an orphan, Nicholas won the hearts of many of the state senators and became a sort of mascot at the state capitol. He was free to roam the halls of the building, and even would sometimes speak in front of the senate as an advocate for foster care reform. One state senator was so moved by Rossi and his story he started the process of formally adopting him. Shortly after though, a family court judge contacted the senator privately and convinced him to stop, saying Rossi would “destroy your family from inside”.

Rossi learned to live off gullible people moved by his story. Multiple Rhode Island state senators reported giving him money on various occasions. He founded fake charities raising money for orphans, which he then pocketed. By 2020, he had been married twice, with both marriages ending in divorce after less then a year. Both women accused Rossi of physical and sexual abuse, theft, and stalking. Senators at the Rhode Island capitol were being contacted by the FBI, asking them if they knew Rossi or his whereabouts. The walls were closing in. Or so it seemed!

In February 2020, Rossi announced he was dying of non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. Word spread fast as Rossi maneuvered to have the story published in the local media. Shortly after, it was reported that Nicholas Rossi had died from his brief illness. He was honored on the floor of the state senate with a short tribute followed by a moment of silence!

Shortly after though, questions started arising surrounding Rossi’s death. His biological mother, who had been reading all the eulogies and tributes being printed, noticed the comments always seemed to contain praiseworthy comments which she recognized as being in her son’s style of writing. Editors at Wikipedia began reporting that, after his death, articles about Rossi were being edited by accounts known to have been created by Rossi. A priest who had been arranging a funeral mass for Rossi was contacted by police and told to cancel the ceremony, as they suspected he was still alive.

Which brings us to the present day where, three thousand miles away in Scotland, a man going by the name Arthur Knight was recently extradited to the US under suspicion of being Nicholas Rossi. He is charged with multiple felonies ranging from rape to assault to fraud. Unlike Rossi, the man known as Arthur Knight is in a wheelchair, preventing anyone from getting too close to him. He wears an oxygen mask continuously, which not only conveniently covers his face but also muffles a British accent that he must have learned by watching Keanu Reeves in Dracula. Both tattoos and fingerprints on Knight match those of Nicholas Rossi, though some of the tattoos have been replaced with scarring suggesting someone tried to remove them. Arthur Knight denies being associated in any way with Nicholas Rossi, saying he grew up in Ireland before moving to Scotland.

Here’s an interview where Knight continues to deny any relation to Nicholas Rossi alongside his new Scottish wife who, I can only assume, is getting paid by the hour.

Update:

Rossi causes confusion in first Utah court appearance since extradition.

Trump is the betting favorite.

More interesting to me is the way they rank the also-rans. Per the oddsmakers, Michelle Obama is more likely to become President than either Gavin Newsom or Kamala Harris, so they’d kinda-sorta consider her the front-runner in case Biden were to disappear from the picture. That’s amazing because, as far as I know, Michelle Obama is not running for the job and has never expressed an interest in it. Her candidacy appears to be entirely a delusion of the right-wing rumor mill.

The oddsmakers also consider Michelle far more likely to be elected President in 2024 than Ron DeSantis. Now that one doesn’t surprise me, considering that I am probably more likely to be elected than Ron DeSantis. In fact, the only person in America less likely to be inaugurated in 2025 is the “rent is too damn high” guy.

SIDEBAR: Nikki Haley says she will not accept a vice-presidential nomination. “I’m not running for vice-president.” I don’t know why not. Trump will be 78 if he begins a new term. It seems to me that running to be the vice-president beneath a 78-year-old fat guy is approximately the same as running to be the president, except with a longer waiting period between election day and inauguration day.

Joking aside, Trump is unlikely to give her the chance to decline that nomination. He needs an absolute loyalist in that position because, thanks to a quirky element of our system, the vice-president is the only person in the executive branch that the President can’t fire. Trump must therefore seek a blind loyalist who will simply echo every Trump pronouncement. In other words, he needs a total buffoon who will be nothing more than his loyal, unprincipled, unquestioning flunky – a younger version of Rudy Giuliani.

From Politico: The GOP Is Already Clashing Over Trump’s VP Pick

I finally managed to score a better copy of Addio, Alexandra, the film which contains almost all of Pier Angeli’s career nudity. It’s better, but still not good. The colors are so faded that it’s essentially in sepia-and-white. You would never know it fron this DVD, but this was a color film! On the other hand, the DVD is fairly clear, and better than what we had before.

Few people remember her today, but Pier Angeli had been a significant screen presence in the 1950s. She co-starred and hobnobbed with all of the A-Listers. After all, this is a woman who had a torrid affair with the legendary James Dean, was engaged to Kirk Douglas, married Vic Damone, and had once co-starred with Paul Freakin’ Newman.

During her marriage to Vic Damone, they appeared as guests on the June 17, 1956 episode of What’s My Line:

By the end of the sixties, however, Hollywood had abandoned her. Near the end of her life, Pier tried to resuscitate her career by appearing in some low-rent projects to demonstrate that she was still working. This was one of those projects. There are reports that she wanted to keep this film out of distribution, and it’s easy to understand why she felt that way. This project had to do her career more harm than good. Not only is it a bad film, but everything about her appearance in it is disappointing. First, she looked older than her 37 years; second, her overacting in one sequence was embarrassing; and finally, Addio was a cheapjack piece of erotica which should theoretically have been far below her pay grade.

Unfortunately, Addio Alexandra was not the low point of her career desperation. That would be Octaman.

Did her despondency about the state of her life and career lead to suicide? There is a lot of debate. She did die of a drug overdose at 39. Was it an accidental overdose? Suicide? An error by her physician? We will never know for sure. We can’t conclude that she took her own life, but neither can we rule out the possibility, given her emotional state in those final years.

Pier Angeli (billed under her real name, Anna Maria Pierangeli)


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Colette Descombes in the same film


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I took a shot at trying to restore what the film should have looked like:

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Collette Descombes

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Here are some additional pics of Descombes from articles about the film:


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And here are Pier and Collette in publicity stills. That scene is in the film (see the Pier Angeli series above), but these particular shots must have been posed on the set. Pier is the one with glasses!


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The remainder of their careers:

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one: In a futuristic world, a gang of thugs in matching outfits commits home invasions solely for the purpose of terrorizing the well-to-do, beating the husbands and raping the wives. The juvenile delinquents drive around together in a zany vehicle. Elsewhere in society, some medical scientists believe that they can cure the young hoodlums with an experimental brain-altering procedure.

If that’s not obvious enough to jog your memeory, here’s the capper: the rich people are being beaten and raped while they await their TV channel’s next broadcast: A Clockwork Orange.

Yes, it was an homage to Kubrick. According to the special features on the Blu-Ray, the director himself referred to this film in conversation as “A Clockwork Tangerine.” Actually, there is one slight spin on the ultra-violence: the droogie gang includes a gay guy, so they rape the husbands as well as the wives in their home invasions.

So far these comments read like I’m dissing the film, but to be honest, I’m glad I watched it. Blue World is surprisingly entertaining for a low-budget 1973 Spanish knock-off. The set design is impressive; there is a beautifully choreographed vehicle chase scene without .cgi; there is a totally bonkers ending; and there are a few laughs, some of them even intentional. I thought it was funny that Sue’s character was reading Lolita, and I was amused by some funny TV commercials from the not-too-distant future. In the category of unintentional laughs provoked by a small budget, we have this: Although the story takes place in the undefined future, everyone but the droogies still drives a 60s or 70s automobile, and the inhabitants still use rotary phones.

I’m not going to go into more detail because this guy wrote a very thorough analysis, including all the necessary details without spoiling anything. I agree with him on every point but one: he seemed impressed with Sue Lyon’s acting. Your mileage may vary. I found her line readings to be cold and stiff. Her character donned several different disguises, but her impersonations all talked in the same monotonous, passionless way, and basically looked alike except for their wardrobes and wigs. In terms of creating varied characters, Sue was never likely to become the Bill Hader of her time.

It’s a shame there’s no nudity in this film, because it was re-mastered to Blu-Ray from the director’s own negative, and the photography is vivid, properly lighted and highly competent. Sue did wear a semi-transparent blouse one evening, and a nipple was visible from time to time, as seen below.


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The Wikipedia page describes the film scene-by-scene. (SPOILERS. Obviously.)

Earlier:

Sue Lyon completely naked in Game of Murder (1973)

Great request. Lisa was the original Wednesday Addams in the black-and-white TV version of The Addams Family (“Why, thank you, Thing.”), and she did some excellent nudity in this film.

Unfortunately, the available sources are crap. I did find a DVD, but the quality is poor. It’s obviously just a VHS transfer. Such a shame! This could be a terrific nude scene if anyone could find a pristine print and transfer it to Blu-Ray. There’s even a brief “open coochie” shot when she climbs into the hot tub.

Alas, this is all we have now:


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More info and pics here.

Arielle Dombasle? How old is that woman? Wasn’t she Kissinger’s nanny?

I used to have such a crush on her, but I think that was about 50 years ago.

Geez, I guess I wasn’t exaggerating as much as I thought. I just looked it up, and Tess really was almost 50 years ago! She couldn’t have been Kissinger’s nanny, but she could have dated him!

Kidding aside, she is 70, and looks mah-velous! Check this out:

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She doesn’t even use the raccoon eye make-up that most actresses start using in their late 30s. Surgery? Incredible DNA? Dunno. Whatever she is doing, it is working.

The pics below and the head shot above are from Les Secrets De La Princesse De Cadignan (2023). I think I used to date Mlle. Cadignan, but I broke up with her because of the moisture on her body. She was a sweater.

Sorry about that. That joke was shit, even given my own low bar. Cadignan is probably pronounced nothing like “cardigan.” One of these days I must learn a little French. Now if I really wanted to make a bad joke, I could point out that this film is based on a story by Honore de Balzac, whose name in English sounds like a religious group that worships testicles.

I guess you could call them sacreligious.

Enough! On to the breasts:


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She did an even better topless scene last year in La Fille et le Garcon (2022). She was then a mere stripling at age 69.


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Clara didn’t do much nudity here, but what a career she has had, from the time she was 18 until now (age 34).


Le Silence de l’Epervier (2007)

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Complices (2009)

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Rose, c’est Paris (2010)

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Les Infideles (2012)

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Cosimo e Nicole (2012)

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Simiocratie (2014)

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De Soleil Dans Mes Yeux (2017)

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Des Gens Decents (2020)

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La Bataille de Rail (2020)

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I’ve really only hit the highlights of Charlie’s collection. See the whole kit and caboodle here.

Well, OK, to be honest, he does have the whole kit, but only a partial caboodle. And really, can we ever have too much caboodle?

What a strange expression that is!

The interwebs says:

“The slang term from New England by the turn of the century was a reference to the entire kit (backpack) and bundles (ka boodle) person might carry on a long trip. i.e. everything. A similar term in use today might be ‘everything including the kitchen sink.'”

“Kit and caboodle” is an informal American English phrase that means “the whole lot of persons or things” or “all of something”. It’s often preceded by “the” and can also be written as “kit and boodle”, “whole caboodle”, “whole kit”, “whole works”, or “works”. For example, “He packed up all his gear, the whole kit and caboodle, and walked out”.

Kit and caboodle may also refer to:

Kit & Kaboodal: A family-owned business in Boroughbridge, North Yorkshire that sells women’s clothing

Kit and Kaboodle: A brand of cat food by Purina. The original dry cat food contains ground yellow corn, corn gluten meal, soybean meal, meat and bone meal, poultry by-product meal, animal fat, liver flavor, and calcium carbonate.

Kits & Kaboodle Classic Toys: A toy boutique located at 723 Hanover Place in Carmel, IN