The Nip-Slip site says:
“I already posted a few of these pictures way back in 2010 of The Saturdays member Una Healy topless and having fun in the pool while on holiday in Ibiza! Here’s a revisit with additional photos added!”
Great request. Lisa was the original Wednesday Addams in the black-and-white TV version of The Addams Family (“Why, thank you, Thing.”), and she did some excellent nudity in this film.
Unfortunately, the available sources are crap. I did find a DVD, but the quality is poor. It’s obviously just a VHS transfer. Such a shame! This could be a terrific nude scene if anyone could find a pristine print and transfer it to Blu-Ray. There’s even a brief “open coochie” shot when she climbs into the hot tub.
Alas, this is all we have now:
More info and pics here.
Arielle Dombasle? How old is that woman? Wasn’t she Kissinger’s nanny?
I used to have such a crush on her, but I think that was about 50 years ago.
Geez, I guess I wasn’t exaggerating as much as I thought. I just looked it up, and Tess really was almost 50 years ago! She couldn’t have been Kissinger’s nanny, but she could have dated him!
Kidding aside, she is 70, and looks mah-velous! Check this out:
She doesn’t even use the raccoon eye make-up that most actresses start using in their late 30s. Surgery? Incredible DNA? Dunno. Whatever she is doing, it is working.
The pics below and the head shot above are from Les Secrets De La Princesse De Cadignan (2023). I think I used to date Mlle. Cadignan, but I broke up with her because of the moisture on her body. She was a sweater.
Sorry about that. That joke was shit, even given my own low bar. Cadignan is probably pronounced nothing like “cardigan.” One of these days I must learn a little French. Now if I really wanted to make a bad joke, I could point out that this film is based on a story by Honore de Balzac, whose name in English sounds like a religious group that worships testicles.
I guess you could call them sacreligious.
Enough! On to the breasts:
She did an even better topless scene last year in La Fille et le Garcon (2022). She was then a mere stripling at age 69.
… AKA 21 Positions, AKA 21 Paradise
Clara didn’t do much nudity here, but what a career she has had, from the time she was 18 until now (age 34).
Le Silence de l’Epervier (2007)
Complices (2009)
Rose, c’est Paris (2010)
Les Infideles (2012)
Cosimo e Nicole (2012)
Simiocratie (2014)
De Soleil Dans Mes Yeux (2017)
Des Gens Decents (2020)
La Bataille de Rail (2020)
I’ve really only hit the highlights of Charlie’s collection. See the whole kit and caboodle here.
Well, OK, to be honest, he does have the whole kit, but only a partial caboodle. And really, can we ever have too much caboodle?
What a strange expression that is!
The interwebs says:
“The slang term from New England by the turn of the century was a reference to the entire kit (backpack) and bundles (ka boodle) person might carry on a long trip. i.e. everything. A similar term in use today might be ‘everything including the kitchen sink.'”
“Kit and caboodle” is an informal American English phrase that means “the whole lot of persons or things” or “all of something”. It’s often preceded by “the” and can also be written as “kit and boodle”, “whole caboodle”, “whole kit”, “whole works”, or “works”. For example, “He packed up all his gear, the whole kit and caboodle, and walked out”.
Kit and caboodle may also refer to:
Kit & Kaboodal: A family-owned business in Boroughbridge, North Yorkshire that sells women’s clothing
Kit and Kaboodle: A brand of cat food by Purina. The original dry cat food contains ground yellow corn, corn gluten meal, soybean meal, meat and bone meal, poultry by-product meal, animal fat, liver flavor, and calcium carbonate.
Kits & Kaboodle Classic Toys: A toy boutique located at 723 Hanover Place in Carmel, IN
“Bianca Censori (aka Kanye West’s new wife) is an Australian architect with massive tits and ‘Kardashian-like’ ass”
New Spanish series, AKA Cristo y Rey.
There’s quite a bit of nudity in the first two episodes (mostly breasts), then almost none after that. There is very little lower body nudity at all, excepting only the Mirela Balic scene in episode 6. There are no full-frontals.
Episode 1
Belen Cuesta and Clara Alvarado: both topless in a sex scene.
Belen’s butt also visible
Belen Cuesta topless
Episode 2
Belen Cuesta topless
Episode 3
Melina Matthews topless
Episode 4
Belen Cuesta – nip slip only
Episode 5
Belen Cuesta – nip slip and a distant topless
Episode 6
Mirela Balic – butt only
Episode 7
No Nudity
Episode 8
Belen Cuesta – brief nipple-peek
I have previously been covering the series as the episodes aired, and there are some 2160hd caps here.
The Bear and Succession won pretty much everything. Full list
Curiosity: The Tonight Show wasn’t nominated for best Talk Series, even after they kicked Oliver out of the category. The Daily Show without Trevor Noah won. Of course Kimmel, Meyers and Colbert were nominated, but instead of nominating The Tonight Show as the fifth nominee, they padded out the category with Jon Stewart’s show, which appears about as often as Halley’s comet. That’s quite a diss of Fallon. I like Stewart. He’s very passionate and very funny, a great combination, but Stewart shouldn’t even be in the same category with guys who turn out 130 shows per year. If IMDb is right, he aired 6 shows in 2023, none after April. I’ve never even seen it because I never know where or when it airs.
“Rio de Janeiro’s rooftop tanning salons offer women coveted crisp tan lines with tape, tanning lotion and a spot to sunbathe”
They’ve had just about enough of your smart remarks, young man.
They can’t decide whether to go with Kum Shot, Kum Again or Kum to Hand.
Nah, just fuckin’ witcha, in homage to Evil Roy Slade’s decision to start his new law-abiding life by changing his name to Evil John Ferguson.
They’ve decided on Maverik. What a bore.
Johnny Moronic’s clips from this film can be found here. On the same page, he also has many non-nude (but sexy) clips of Vanessa Kirby in Napoleon.
A new original series from Hulu.
“Detective Rufus Cotesworth and his protégé, Imogene, dig for the truth on a Mediterranean ocean liner where everyone is hiding something.”
From what I’ve seen so far, it could be called the Love Boat for Lesbians.
And that’s a good thing.
Lauren Patten in episode 1
Lauren Patten in episode 2
Although this translates to The Last Spring in English, the official title for English-language distribution is Sister, What Grows Where Land Is Sick?
I have not watched the film, nor will I ever. There are certain phrases that tell me that I will not enjoy a movie, no matter how much the critics adore it. One of those is “in remote rural Ireland in the 19th century.” Another is “in a small town in northern Norway.” There is also “yet her diary reveals a darkness.” The latter two apply here. Since a film with dark secrets in a diary is unlikely to take place in both small-town nothern Norway and rural Ireland, I’d have to give this film a 99 in the SAM (Scoop Avoidance Meter), making it the GOAT. It is likely to remain in that position unless one of two things happen:
EITHER:
1) There actually is a film that involves migration from rural Ireland to escape the 19th century potato famine, and an emigrating family ends up in a small town in northern Norway with a deeply depressed daughter.
OR:
2) They make Chariots of Fire II.
Cracked, as usual, had an oddly skewed perspective in their review of the story about some missing scientists in an isolated Arctic outpost.
Here is their take on Kangaroo Jack.
“Yeah, these poor souls are totally isolated, cut off from their friends and family, and one of their few lifelines to the outside world is a Jerry O’Connell movie about a kangaroo with a pouch full of mob money? The one that deceived America with a trailer that implied that said kangaroo would be a sassy rapper, and not merely a tortured marsupial?”
Hey, c’mom, I’ll accept a diss of Kangaroo Jack, but not Death to Smoochy. That is sacred! They obviously don’t agree.
I haven’t watched the True Detective episode yet. Looking forward to the new season.
One thing you can say about Whitney: she is not self-conscious. She will post anything to social media, even if it’s not flattering.
Especially if it’s not flattering.
I guess that’s part of her comedy. I don’t remember exactly how she first became famous, but Anthony Jeselnick once famously joked that “Whitney got more undeserved opportunities than a Native American applying for college.”
(It’s just a roast joke. They are actually friends.)
You know how old I am? I can still remember the daya before Rihanna was a rich, white woman.
I’m just fuckin’ witcha. The flashbulbs bleached her out in that one photo.