“FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME”

The FBI suspects the employee of organ trafficking, which is puzzling to me. The guy had 3,178 penises. Do you have to wait until you have 3200 before you can sell them? It seems that his motive might be something darker, sicker and kinkier than profit.

College pigskin, week three

The top five all won, although Ohio State had to come back to do it. ‘Bama put up 49 points in the first half, whereupon they emptied the bench. And the bench players held Ole Miss scoreless in the second half! I’m pretty sure Alabama could have won the game even if they had suited up their marching band.

#6 Wisconsin lost to unranked BYU.

#7 Auburn lost to #12 LSU by a single point. LSU remains undefeated.

Farther down the list, #22 USC made it clear they did not belong among the ranked teams after they were shellacked 37-14 by the Texas Longhorns.

Some of the ranked teams were scheduled to play in the path of the hurricane, and those games were therefore postponed or canceled.