This film, which despite its name is an American film performed in English, is basically a two-character play set entirely in an apartment somewhere in Europe in the 1970s. Jamie Taylor Ballesta is topless for an impressive percentage of the film’s running time, which is an economical 54 minutes (including four minutes of closing credits). You can watch the entire film here.
The full gallery also features plenty of cleavage.
If humanity is ever enslaved and placed in zoos by a superior alien race, the more humane of our captors will allow us to roam free in a natural habitat. For supermodels their cages will consist of yachts, balconies and swanky bullshit events.
“Sexy models Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls party in bikinis aboard a yacht in Mykonos together!”
Some examples:
Full gallery here
I called them supermodels above, but I’m not sure whether these are supermodels or regular-grade models. When I was a young’un we didn’t have superstars or supermodels or even super-soakers. He had garden hoses to soak one another, and we got wet enough, dammit. Mantle, Mays and Musial were stars. Lauren Hutton and Suzy Parker were models. The only “super” thing we knew of was Superman, and we would never confuse him with a supermodel.
Except for that one time when Luthor exposed Supes to pink kryptonite, and the less said of that, the better.
“Collection of recent Skylar Grey nudity that she’s shared on Instagram including herself in see-through lingerie, showing ass and showing a tit!”
“A couple retreats to the island that inspired Ingmar Bergman to write screenplays.”
Whoo-hoo! Party time!
The actual spot, Bergman Island, is regarded as the world’s most depressing vacation destination. It’s the direct opposite of Fantasy Island. Instead of fantasy, there is only grim, somber reality. As you visit, you join everyone else there in staring off blankly into the middle distance while you consider the futility and essential pointlessness of a completely accidental existence that must be endured until a lonely death.
And the buffet is great!
Except maybe a little too heavy on the herring.
Now that I think about it, it’s only the second-worst vacation destination, right after this one.
Anyway, here’s Mia:
Michael
Here’s an example:
Not that I object, mind you. Hell, I wish they would take off the bras and do it for real!
Lots more shenanigans here
There’s nothing new to see here, but I linked to it so you can see that the Christmas tree is gone, although this one is supposed to be from Monday – so we might presume it was filmed after the ones of her in the purple lingerie.
This leads me to wonder when all of these dance videos were actually filmed. Could Soused Stepdad be right with his theory that Britney is either dead or in seclusion, and that all of these videos are either from a vault of old footage or (less likely) a body double? Could the purple lingerie one really be new? October 8th or 9th is a little early for a Christmas tree, even for crazy people.
(Having made that statement, I have to hedge my bet by noting that I stopped in Lowe’s for some duct tape today, and the first thing I saw as I entered was a Santa-bedecked display of Christmas trees. In contrast, my cable provider has two Hallmark channels, and they have not yet started running Christmas movies. You know you’re jumping the gun when you’re celebrating Christmas before Hallmark.)
“Emma Brooks wearing a see through lace top while attending the Zimmermann Spring Summer 2024 fashion show in Paris!”
Sample:
“Rapper Sexyy Red posted her own sex tape – either deliberately or by mistake – to her own Instagram account!”
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She is no stranger to these pages:
Here she is at a topless beach in 2013 (also with still captures from The Tree of Blood and La Casa del Papel).
And here she showed off that spectacular shape in Quien Mato a Bambi (2013)
Zoe Straub, actress and winner of the Cybill Shepherd look-alike contest
