Other Crap

The King insists on a look and feel, as would any prestigious royal figure, except of course for King Kong’s gay younger brother, Archduke Kong. (From the 1976 version of the ape saga.)

It’s amazing to see the progress in special effects in the past two decades or so. The latest Kong flick is quite terrifying, but this 1976 version wasn’t much more convincing than the original. That ape hand is more risible than frightening.

Posted on Reddit as: Cindy Crawford | “Claude Montana Hat” | January 1985 | ph. Victor Skrebneski

If they are not real, my compliments to her doctor. If they are, my compliments to God.

Elly Tran topless, wearing nerd glasses.

Here is everything you might want to know about her.

“France records 391-mile traffic jam“

She’s beautiful, but these would probably be a lot hotter if I find out who Ashley James is.

I think her fame, such as it is, involves reality shows in the UK.

Callie (no relation to Bella) in an episode of Californication.

Pom Klementieff in a 2012 short that I have never heard of (El Turrff). (Samples below) Pom plays Mantis in the Avengers/Guardians movies.

I reckon nobody else has heard of this film either, since it has a whopping five votes at IMDb. The entire film is available on Vimeo. (Thanks to Oz for finding it.) The nudity starts at 6:02

https://vimeo.com/205678971

Here is Pom in another topless scene in Hacker’s Game (2015)

Very nice. It’s not quite a see-through, but better than mere pokies.

A light read at 668 pages. As much as I enjoy current affairs, I’m not going through this.