Marlene Mourreau Caught Snapping Topless Pics on a Giant Yacht

Very meta and post-post-post modern. It’s so post modern that it’s almost pre-modern: topless pics of her snapping topless pics of herself.

It would be more interesting if I only had some clue who she is.

Wiki says she is a French-Spanish TV presenter, erotic show actress, beauty queen and whatever. Most of her may be 49, as advertised, but I’m pretty sure the ol’ chest is not 49.

Does Brett Kavanaugh’s 1996 Legal Essay ‘Donald Trump Should Be Allowed To Commit Crimes If He Becomes President’ Disqualify Him From The Supreme Court?

One reader reminded me that I have to label this as satire.

The times we live in.

 

‘Total Meltdown’: In Hunt For Op-Ed Author, Trump Frets He Can Only Trust His Children

Well, I agree with him depending on whether he extends the definition of “children” to son-in-laws. Clearly his own biological kids are too dumb to have written that eloquent op-ed, but Kushner is smart enough.

Michael Moore Claims Gwen Stefani Was the Reason Donald Trump Ran for President

Right.

Moore is currently saying the most outrageous things he can think of in the hope that he’ll get free print/air space. Lacking a massive advertising budget, he’s trying to drum up free publicity for his new flick. I don’t know if Michael Moore is as full of bullshit as Trump because that’s nearly impossible, but he’s gotta be a contender.

One must concede that they are both top promoters, or maybe I should say self-promoters. At least Moore tries to use his powers for good instead of evil.

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Brett Kavanaugh refused to answer a question about whether or not he had discussed Robert Mueller’s investigation with one of Trump’s attorneys.

Here is a video of the complete exchange.

I thought this guy might be OK. I mean the GOP is going to get a right-leaning judge in there no matter what, so I figured this one may not be worse than any other they would put forward. It seems I may have been wrong. This evasiveness has me worried. Obviously, the answer seems to be “yes,” because if it was “no” he would have just said so proudly.

But to be fair, he did eventually give a reasonable answer. He said (paraphrase) “I don’t know where everyone that I talk to works. Give me a list of people who work at that law firm and I’ll tell you if I spoke to any of them.” Sen Harris did not seem to understand his answer and kept repeating the question he already answered instead of simply saying, “OK. We’ll get you that list.”

On the other hand, a study of his e-mails makes it appear that he did more than evade, but outright lied under oath in some of his prior Congressional testimony.

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Diane Kruger naked in Troy

I wrote extensively about this film, mostly because it seemed that every other review totally missed the point.

And then after all that pretentious verbiage, the curse of my pedantic streak coupled with an improbable undergraduate degree in literature (obviously chosen before I decided to pay the bills), I ended up with essentially the same opinion as everyone else.

It just goes to show you that Trump is right. Research, facts and reasoning are bullshit. It’s character-Colbert’s “truthiness” that always wins the day.

Amy Smart topless in Road Trip

Hard to believe this was 18 years ago. It was #4 in our top nude scenes of 2000, although I have a vague memory that Katie Holmes got almost every vote that year. (She really did get something like 77%. Nobody has every approached that level in any other year. For example, Alison Brie won in a landslide last year with only 17%, and that was nearly as much as the next two added together.)

According to IMDb, Tom Green is still in the business, but I haven’t seen him in years.