John Kelly is relieved Trump is so fucking stupid he’ll believe Woodward faked those quotes

John Kelly is relieved Trump is so fucking stupid he’ll believe Woodward faked those quotes

“I was sweating bullets for a minute there when the president called me into his office for referring to him as ‘unhinged’ and ‘an idiot,’ but luckily when I told him Woodward invented the whole thing, that dumbass fell for it hook, line, and sinker.”

It’s The Onion. (But it’s probably the best serious take on the Woodward controversy! Since the truth has become satire, it’s only fitting that satire should become truth.)

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