Rand Paul: Trump should use lie-detector tests to find anonymous op-ed author
I agree, and that should appeal to Trump’s instincts as the master of reality TV!
Here’s my pitch:
Imagine these tests as a TV event, kind of like LeBron’s “The Decision.”
In Part 1, we watch all the top people taking the tests. Some of them are as cool and collected as James Bond, but others are sweaty and beady-eyed. We get close-ups of their eyes, like Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach and “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”
In Part 2, we see the polygraph operator offer his conclusions, leading up to the big reveal, like the finale of every episode of Perry Mason, or so it seemed at the time, where the perp finally breaks down and confesses.
Needless to say, Trump comes in for the final minute with his signature move:
I don’t like reality shows, but I would totally watch the shit out of that!
Does anyone actually care that the GOP has turned our government into a complete shit-show? Was that the point? There are parallels here to the historical accounts of the fall of other great civilizations. I think we are on the slope headed down.
First: Rand Paul, is he still around ?
Second: This *has* to happen. I mean I am popping corn right now. I will buy the t-shirt.
Third: “The Ugly” is the part Bannon was born to play.
Finally: For the Trump segment, they should give him a full executioner’s hood. He’d get a kick out of it, we’d be spared the sight of his face briefly.