Silverfinger is, of course, Goldfinger’s less prosperous younger brother. I guess the finances of Mr. and Mrs Finger were strained by their additional children. (Goldfinger was the oldest. Their youngest son, Ironfinger, was penniless and committed suicide). To his credit, Silverfinger did paint a nude Kim Kardashian in silver for a Mark Selinger photo, but it appears that his credit card was ultimately rejected by Sherwin Williams, because he didn’t have enough to cover her face.
…no, Mr. Bond – I expect you to knock her up, then give the kid a weird name.