Spin doc: Bill Cosby is like Jesus!

“They persecuted Jesus and look what happened. I’m not saying Mr. Cosby is Jesus, but we know what this country has done to black men for centuries.”

I can see the similarity between Cosby and Jesus. Neither of them thought plain water was a suitable drink for a festive occasion. In order to lighten the mood, Jesus changed it into wine, and Cosby added some gentle little pills.

The oddest part of this story is that Cosby’s publicist gratuitously added comments about Brett Kavanaugh, who presumably was considered somewhat less like Jesus. Or maybe not. I don’t really know because my knowledge of the Bible is a little hazy, and I just keep forgetting the part about Jesus whipping it out.