Day: October 10, 2018

Here are the ordered results of the balloting, complete with links to film clips.

(If you are a member, you don’t need to get the film clips from those storage locker sites. They are in the members’ page along with more than 50,000 others. Aesthete alone has done more than 5,000 film clips, and Defoe about 3,400!)

Although it takes me a long time to assemble the choices, create the thumbnails, create the poll page, create the film clips and assemble the results page, I have to say that it was fun to look back on 1998. I really enjoyed recalling some of those great scenes and seeing how you evaluated them. I usually have a lot of reservations about the results of our “real time” polls, but I felt that this one came out almost exactly the way I would have done it personally. (Although one commenter reminded me that Dangerous Beauty probably placed far too low. Fair point. I would not have placed it second, as he suggested, but probably would have pegged it for the #6 slot.)

Given that it seemed to be a pleasant experience for all of us, I’ll trudge along on 1997 as soon as I muster sufficient ambition.

VID-LINK: Kayla Alicia Neilson (Brief Breasts) in Deleterious (2018)

Did she know the guy was filming?

A young Jane Fonda took her clothes off for this cult sci-fi parody.

Or maybe it wasn’t supposed to be a parody. Either way, people were scoffing. Film Quarterly called it “pure sub-adolescent junk … bereft of redeeming social or artistic importance.”

In other words, our kind of movie!

On the other hand, this film is not bad by the standards normally set by director Roger Vadim. He directed some two dozen movies, none of them any good, but he certainly had success in the field of seduction. His wives included Fonda and Bardot. His mistresses included DeNeuve and Cindy Pickett. Many more women could be included in both categories.

Genie recently posted some images of her packed in Dead Sea mud, then rinsed off.

“Candids of a drunk Jesy Nelson flashing boob while falling down earlier this summer! She’s a member of pop group Little Mix.”

It’s the famous co-ed shower scene from Starship Troopers.

Entertaining scene, but some of the laziest character development in the history of screenwriting. Guy walks into a shower and asks each person in turn why they joined the infantry.

Still …

If you have to do a gratuitous exposition scene, you may as well do it naked. This film DID follow the Scoopy Prime Directive: “If the R is for V, the tits are free.” If I were the  messiah of screen nudity, director Paul Verhoeven would be one of my most dedicated disciples. He always abides by my rules.

I like Starship Troopers, and I dislike it. It’s a strange film which constantly gives off mixed signals.  It’s a creature film. It’s making fun of creature films. It’s a stirring war film. It’s a parody of war propaganda. It’s a love poem to military fascism. It satirizes military fascism. I still can’t figure out whether is it pro- or anti-fascism. I don’t know whether I was supposed to deplore the fact that the human race has evolved into a mind-controlling fascist state, or be thankful for it, since that seems to be our only hope for survival as a species.

This must be a pretty good film, at least in the sense that both pro-military and anti-military viewers extol the fact that it championed their values. It has that in common with Patton, although Patton is a great film, while Starship Troopers is merely an entertainment confection.

There must be an uncensored version somewhere. In the meantime, we have this.

It’s not a “mal”function, because it’s a deliberate nip-slip

It’s a strategically covered nude, but the strategy was to let you see her as naked as possible.

She doffed her top in A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy (2011)

She emerged from the water sans top in Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

You’ve probably seen that one several times. Here’s one you may not have seen before unless you’re a superfan of Charlie’s site:

Pare did her first topless scene at 18 in the seldom-seen “En Vacances”

Her first three youthful nude scenes (pictured here) were:

(1) that one shown above in En Vacances (1999)
(2) Stardom (2000)
(3) Lost and Delirious (2001)

This was lensed in 1956, when famous women rarely got naked

Azealia Banks posted a topless selfie on Twitter

Here’s a back-up link in case Twitter deletes it

A B&W classic!

A few years ago she posed for several nude B&W’s, including this full-frontal and this rear view.