WARNING: you really don’t want to click on this if you are at work.

Well … unless maybe if you work for Larry Flynt.

And HERE is the entire scene, all 33 minutes of it. The guy with her is Isiah Maxwell, an established porn star who has appeared in such sentimental screen romances as Black Anal Diaries, Happy Ending Handjobs 10, Black Cocks Matter, and my own personal favorite, White Bitch Sandwich 5. (I don’t actually recommend it. It’s difficult to follow unless you have seen White Bitch Sandwich 4. SPOILER: it’s tuna on pumpernickel.)

(OK, I’m fuckin’ witcha. I know absolutely nothing about porn movies. It’s difficult to believe, but I’ve never watched one all the way through, although I have seen clips from most of the very famous classics from an earlier era. I do notice from the IMDb filmography that Isiah’s movie titles almost always include the words “white” or “black” or both. Obviously porn tastes are very specific, and it is therefore important to select a highly descriptive title.)

I have been assembling the top nude scenes of 1997, and I seem to have the films under control (there were some great scenes once again), but I wonder if I’m missing anything worthwhile from TV. Regrettably, I did not archive my issues from 1995-97 (scoopy.com at the time), and the Wayback Machine just leads to the Adultcheck entry page.

So far I have identified (mostly thanks to you guys):

Eva Habermann in season one of Lexx
Vaitaire Bandera in season one of Stargate SG-1
Andrea Thompson in season two of Arli$$

Can any of you point me to other outstanding TV nude scenes from 1997?

I feel that this article buried the lead (or lede, as they like to write now):

81% of seniors say they are certain to vote in the mid-terms, versus only 35% of the youngest voters (18-29). That should bode well for the G.O.P., but it mystifies me. Those youngsters will have to live 50 years or more with the consequences of the elections, yet so many of them give zero fucks.

Lead vs lede

“Lede” has only been in the Webster dictionaries since 2008. Before that it was simply newsroom jargon, but not even that for long. The earliest appearance of the term dates back only to the 1970s.

(Even now I guess it would be considered an Americanism. It is still not in the OED except as “obs. variant of lead n. and v.” It appeared as a spelling of the metal as early as 1300, and as a variant spelling of the verb meaning “to cause others to follow” as early as 1375. Remember that English did not have uniform spelling guidelines until the middle of the 18th century. Dr. Johnson’s Dictionary of the English Language, was published in 1755. Before that, no source was considered authoritative, so one might be able to find any word spelled in any imaginable way. Ol’ Billy Shakespeare wrote out his full name three times in signatures. He used three different spellings, and none of the three is spelled as we do today: William Shaksper; William Shakspere; William Shakspeare.)